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76lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:53 pm

kieno

kieno
Well, she was originally going to jump over a spoon, but then she ran away with the fork.

Why do our fun bits sag as we get older?

77lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:44 pm

RennisTora

RennisTora
The awesome runs out around middle age.

Why aren't they going to the moon anymore?

78lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:25 pm

kieno

kieno
because they couldn't find any more cows to jump over it.

Why does The Enterprise not have a backup warp core?

79lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:50 am

Contrast

Contrast
Because that would detract from the sense of urgency felt by the viewers during life threatening situations, of course.

Why did you email that NSFW picture to your grandma!?

80lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:46 pm

RennisTora

RennisTora
She's the only one I know with the same taste in porn.

How many cups of sugar would it take to reach Mars?

81lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:57 am

Riikano-Alinaris


Ask the cow.

What's the best use for a chainsaw?

82lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:03 am

kieno

kieno
To eat your homework.

Why is the report late?

83lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:41 am

Riikano-Alinaris


Report? What report? I don't know about any reports!

Why are you eating sh*t?

84lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:21 pm

kieno

kieno
Because the chainsaw is full.

Why is my chainsaw anorexic?

85lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:36 am

Riikano-Alinaris


Because she's not eating your homework.

Why are you green?

86lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:57 pm

kieno

kieno
I'm actually blue, but I died.

Why does my scotch taste funny?

87lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:37 am

Auroralikethesunrise

Auroralikethesunrise
because its actually chlorophorm!

why is the dog sick, sticky, and missing patches of hair?

https://www.facebook.com/Briar0Rose

88lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:55 pm

waffllecat

waffllecat
I decided to save him for later.

Why are there zombies on your lawn?

89lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:03 pm

indrejue

indrejue
because this thread is no longer lame excuses just stupid questions

why did i make a fool of my self celebrating the green bay loss to san fran? (bears fan here)

90lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:58 pm

Telwa1a


Because I did not hypnotise you, and you're not a closet sadist anymore *snap*

Okey, who glued my eyelids shut?

91lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:48 pm

Riikano-Alinaris


Muhaha! And thus my grand evil plan begins!

Who stole my death ray? I can't conquer the world with it!

92lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:11 pm

desii3d

desii3d
Riikano-Alinaris wrote:Muhaha! And thus my grand evil plan begins!

Who stole my death ray? I can't conquer the world with it!

DEATH ray.... oh.. I though you said DEBT ray, I wanted to get rid of mine.

Why is it a pair of panties but only one bra?

93lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:53 pm

Riikano-Alinaris


'cause you're an amazon with three legs Very Happy

By the way, don't touch the laser anymoZOT!


Ehm...

Can someone please recollect my ashes and try to repatch me together?

94lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:20 pm

waffllecat

waffllecat
Let the janitor fix it.

How on earth did you get that laser past the security?

95lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:50 pm

Riikano-Alinaris


I told them I was a Maya and had to end the world.
They let me pass.

Why is my keyboard flying around the house?

96lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:53 pm

DarkAngel

DarkAngel
Because it's faster than driving.

Why are Creepers such @$$holes?

97lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:18 pm

waffllecat

waffllecat
Because Notch screwed up the programming on a pig.

What is the meaning of life?

98lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:43 pm

DarkAngel

DarkAngel
Bacon.

Who cancelled the Apocalypse (and I spent all that money on those spiked shoulderpads too)?

99lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:40 pm

indrejue

indrejue
god did to laugh at all the miserable pathetic people who did not learn the first time that "no man shall know the hour or day of it's coming not even the son but only the father"

why has society become so overtly sexually perverted. (especially japan)

100lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 4 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:25 pm

waffllecat

waffllecat
Because everybody loves boobs.

Why is the cake a lie?

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