lets play a game, its called lame excuse

Because it's too good to be true.

Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

in the gutter with his drunk trainer.

why is my book running away?

'cause you are just in the wrong frame of reference.


So happy this thread was reopened.


Why are you running around naked in my garden with a beer? (btw, stop that, please)

because I had to pay a debt and I had no money






why do girls grow fangs?

They make great bottle openers.

Why do b*tches love cannons?

for the bottles that don't open.





why do angels have feathery wings?

bowen20 wrote:Why do angels have feathery wings?

One bad molasses cover pillow fight a long time ago.  We'd all like to forget about it, okay?




Why haven't you fixed the bathroom sink yet?

Because the monkeys are still using it (try not to think about that one too much).



Why are you chasing your Grandma with a chainsaw?

Oh My God, 
Thats my grandma!?! *drops chainsaw and runs as fast as I can, as she loads handgun*






Why are you making rum in a coconut?

bowen20 wrote:Why are you making rum in a coconut?

Because Katia Managan stole my pineapple (She took my yo-yo too, the drunk-ass thief).

Speaking of thieves, why are you jacking my Mech?

because mine blew up



Why are you stealing my '69 Camaro? (you will pay) 
*loads gun, gets out sword, strings 400lb bow*