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lets play a game, its called lame excuse

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DarkAngel

DarkAngel
Because it's too good to be true.

Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

Raptor jesus

Raptor jesus
in the gutter with his drunk trainer.

why is my book running away?

103lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 5 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:03 am

Riikano-Alinaris


'cause you are just in the wrong frame of reference.


So happy this thread was reopened.


Why are you running around naked in my garden with a beer? (btw, stop that, please)

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Raptor jesus

Raptor jesus
because I had to pay a debt and I had no money






why do girls grow fangs?





DarkAngel

DarkAngel
They make great bottle openers.

Why do b*tches love cannons?

Raptor jesus

Raptor jesus
for the bottles that don't open.





why do angels have feathery wings?

zombiepancakes

zombiepancakes
bowen20 wrote:Why do angels have feathery wings?

One bad molasses cover pillow fight a long time ago.  We'd all like to forget about it, okay?




Why haven't you fixed the bathroom sink yet?

108lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 5 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:40 am

DarkAngel

DarkAngel
Because the monkeys are still using it (try not to think about that one too much).



Why are you chasing your Grandma with a chainsaw?

Raptor jesus

Raptor jesus
Oh My God, 
Thats my grandma!?! *drops chainsaw and runs as fast as I can, as she loads handgun*






Why are you making rum in a coconut?

DarkAngel

DarkAngel
bowen20 wrote:Why are you making rum in a coconut?
Because Katia Managan stole my pineapple (She took my yo-yo too, the drunk-ass thief).

Speaking of thieves, why are you jacking my Mech?

Raptor jesus

Raptor jesus
because mine blew up



Why are you stealing my '69 Camaro? (you will pay) 
*loads gun, gets out sword, strings 400lb bow*

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