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lets play a game, its called lame excuse

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ugilick


i could explain myself on that, but i wont. lets just say the reason is resolved and now im going to put my clothes back on.

sir! would you please explain your search history, its quite disturbing.

Nikolai

Nikolai
HITLER DID IT!!!

WHERE IS YOUR HOMEWORK?! (ahhh... that classic question Razz )

http://nikolai-bartolf.deviantart.com/

BeDaOrLiSeAr

BeDaOrLiSeAr
Fine! I DIDNT do my freakin HOMEWORK!

Why is your dog in my non-chinese soup?!

3D Ninja

3D Ninja
He's taking a bath. Stop drinking his bathwater.

Why are dead baby jokes so humorous?

https://www.youtube.com/frogjedi4

bigro

bigro
because when you see or hear any mention of a dead baby it is the brains natural response to release a pot of laughing loose in your head.

i'm sorry but why did you kill her?

Mr.Green

Mr.Green
Because even alive she was unbearable.

How did it get burnt?

Nikolai

Nikolai
Yo momma farted and the friction of air caused it to get burnt.

Why are you naked?

http://nikolai-bartolf.deviantart.com/

3D Ninja

3D Ninja
I'm not naked, my clothes are invisible.

Why are you unable to comprehend complex physical science theories such as the Schrodinger's Cat theory or String theory?

https://www.youtube.com/frogjedi4

bigro

bigro
because i'm a turtle

why is your hair rainbow coloured?

BeDaOrLiSeAr

BeDaOrLiSeAr
Don't ask, don't tell.

Why did the cat eat the rat that nommed the malt that lay in the house that John built?

Nikolai

Nikolai
No Speaka da Englase (my Spanish is awful)

What is intercultheroy? (from Ask a Ninja)

http://nikolai-bartolf.deviantart.com/

ugilick


just ask the ninja.

how exacly did a bowling ball go through my window?

Xenathos

Xenathos
Well you see... Uhm... I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND THEY BRAINWASHED ME TO DO IT.

Nyan?

https://www.youtube.com/user/XellXenathos

Night_Fox

Night_Fox
NYAA~!!! cat

Where'd my llama go?

http://saddened-lines.deviantart.com

ugilick


he turned back into an emperor.

why do the responces keep getting shorter?

Nikolai

Nikolai
idk (WIN!)

Why are you on the roof?

http://nikolai-bartolf.deviantart.com/

bigro

bigro
that would be beacuase there was a gaint spider on the washing line that tried to steal my underpants off of it and i am now jumping off the roof on to it to stop it

why so serious?

TheGreatHibiki

TheGreatHibiki
Because someone duct taped my beard to the maisonette's doorknob and when people open the door it makes me frown.

Why did this stop going? (The better question would be why is it still on the front page of General, meh.)

ugilick


Well you see people were getting lazyer and lazyer with both their questions and their responces, resulting in the slow down and inevitable death of this thread. Now as for the reason that this is on the front page, I can only asume that it is a result of a low number of new threads as well as a decreasing number of active threads.

Why are you here? what spurred you to bring yourself to this website?

Xenathos

Xenathos
Because 1 in six children will be abducted by the Dutch.

Why did you burn my house down?

https://www.youtube.com/user/XellXenathos

TheGreatHibiki

TheGreatHibiki
Because I was thirsty.

Why did you sleep with the neighbor's chicken?

Night_Fox

Night_Fox
Because it felt sooo MOIST...

Why am I on facebook in the library?

http://saddened-lines.deviantart.com

ugilick


Because you gave your home computor a very seriouse virus from looking at porn.

Why do you look so guilty?

TheGreatHibiki

TheGreatHibiki
Because I gave the virus very serious porn to look at.

Why do you look like you were put into a air tunnel?

ugilick


Thats largly because i was, And partly because that is the way i allways look.

Why do murderouse thoughts so often creap into your mind?

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