lets play a game, its called lame excuse

ugilick · 26 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed May 25, 2011 2:52 pm

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i could explain myself on that, but i wont. lets just say the reason is resolved and now im going to put my clothes back on.

sir! would you please explain your search history, its quite disturbing.

Nikolai · 27 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed May 25, 2011 5:06 pm

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HITLER DID IT!!!

WHERE IS YOUR HOMEWORK?! (ahhh... that classic question Razz

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BeDaOrLiSeAr · 28 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed May 25, 2011 7:35 pm

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Fine! I DIDNT do my freakin HOMEWORK!

Why is your dog in my non-chinese soup?!

3D Ninja · 29 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed May 25, 2011 8:21 pm

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He's taking a bath. Stop drinking his bathwater.

Why are dead baby jokes so humorous?

bigro · 30 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu May 26, 2011 6:14 am

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because when you see or hear any mention of a dead baby it is the brains natural response to release a pot of laughing loose in your head.

i'm sorry but why did you kill her?

Mr.Green · 31 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu May 26, 2011 11:21 am

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Because even alive she was unbearable.

How did it get burnt?

Nikolai · 32 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu May 26, 2011 12:35 pm

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Yo momma farted and the friction of air caused it to get burnt.

Why are you naked?

3D Ninja · 33 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu May 26, 2011 5:54 pm

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I'm not naked, my clothes are invisible.

Why are you unable to comprehend complex physical science theories such as the Schrodinger's Cat theory or String theory?

bigro · 34 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu May 26, 2011 6:15 pm

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because i'm a turtle

why is your hair rainbow coloured?

BeDaOrLiSeAr · 35 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu May 26, 2011 6:21 pm

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Don't ask, don't tell.

Why did the cat eat the rat that nommed the malt that lay in the house that John built?

Nikolai · 36 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu May 26, 2011 6:40 pm

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No Speaka da Englase (my Spanish is awful)

What is intercultheroy? (from Ask a Ninja)

ugilick · 37 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Fri May 27, 2011 12:07 pm

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just ask the ninja.

how exacly did a bowling ball go through my window?

Xenathos · 38 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Fri May 27, 2011 12:19 pm

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Well you see... Uhm... I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND THEY BRAINWASHED ME TO DO IT.

Nyan?

Night_Fox · 39 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Fri May 27, 2011 4:36 pm

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NYAA~!!!

Where'd my llama go?

ugilick · 40 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Fri May 27, 2011 5:12 pm

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he turned back into an emperor.

why do the responces keep getting shorter?

Nikolai · 41 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Fri May 27, 2011 7:26 pm

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idk (WIN!)

Why are you on the roof?

bigro · 42 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Fri May 27, 2011 8:07 pm

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that would be beacuase there was a gaint spider on the washing line that tried to steal my underpants off of it and i am now jumping off the roof on to it to stop it

why so serious?

TheGreatHibiki · 43 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:44 am

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Because someone duct taped my beard to the maisonette's doorknob and when people open the door it makes me frown.

Why did this stop going? (The better question would be why is it still on the front page of General, meh.)

ugilick · 44 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:27 am

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Well you see people were getting lazyer and lazyer with both their questions and their responces, resulting in the slow down and inevitable death of this thread. Now as for the reason that this is on the front page, I can only asume that it is a result of a low number of new threads as well as a decreasing number of active threads.

Why are you here? what spurred you to bring yourself to this website?

Xenathos · 45 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:54 am

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Because 1 in six children will be abducted by the Dutch.

Why did you burn my house down?

TheGreatHibiki · 46 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:39 pm

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Because I was thirsty.

Why did you sleep with the neighbor's chicken?

Night_Fox · 47 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:53 am

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Because it felt sooo MOIST...

Why am I on facebook in the library?

ugilick · 48 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:22 am

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Because you gave your home computor a very seriouse virus from looking at porn.

Why do you look so guilty?

TheGreatHibiki · 49 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:35 pm

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Because I gave the virus very serious porn to look at.

Why do you look like you were put into a air tunnel?

ugilick · 50 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:56 pm

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Thats largly because i was, And partly because that is the way i allways look.

Why do murderouse thoughts so often creap into your mind?

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lets play a game, its called lame excuse

26 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed May 25, 2011 2:52 pm

ugilick

27 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed May 25, 2011 5:06 pm

Nikolai

28 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed May 25, 2011 7:35 pm

BeDaOrLiSeAr

29 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed May 25, 2011 8:21 pm

3D Ninja

30 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu May 26, 2011 6:14 am

bigro

31 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu May 26, 2011 11:21 am

Mr.Green

32 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu May 26, 2011 12:35 pm

Nikolai

33 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu May 26, 2011 5:54 pm

3D Ninja

34 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu May 26, 2011 6:15 pm

bigro

35 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu May 26, 2011 6:21 pm

BeDaOrLiSeAr

36 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu May 26, 2011 6:40 pm

Nikolai

37 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Fri May 27, 2011 12:07 pm

ugilick

38 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Fri May 27, 2011 12:19 pm

Xenathos

39 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Fri May 27, 2011 4:36 pm

Night_Fox

40 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Fri May 27, 2011 5:12 pm

ugilick

41 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Fri May 27, 2011 7:26 pm

Nikolai

42 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Fri May 27, 2011 8:07 pm

bigro

43 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:44 am

TheGreatHibiki

44 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:27 am

ugilick

45 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:54 am

Xenathos

46 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:39 pm

TheGreatHibiki

47 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:53 am

Night_Fox

48 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:22 am

ugilick

49 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:35 pm

TheGreatHibiki

50 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:56 pm

ugilick

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