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1lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 4:11 am

bigro

bigro
RULES!!

what you do is come up with the best (or funniest/lamest) excuse you possibly can for what the person before you puts.

e.g. person before you puts, Where is your homework.
you put for example: sorry miss the dog ate it(sorry for incredible cheesiness)

THEN you put a question/accusation of the next person

make sense? no? TOUGH! pirat

ill start it off

why are you not wearing pants?

2lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 3:43 pm

Aimereta

Aimereta
because Alucard stole them.

Where did that cake I baked earlier go?

http://www.freewebs.com/aimereta

3lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 3:51 pm

ugilick


i was playing portal when there was this huge sunburst it caused and interdementional rift that things throughout the house to spontaneously dematerialize. this included your cake, your purse, some jewelry, the car keys, the tv, the sterio, and all the wip cream.

did you even think before you did that?

4lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 5:58 pm

Lunar

Lunar
What I did does not concern you.

Why did you steal the Mona Lisa?

5lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 6:39 pm

Nikolai

Nikolai
To send it to Leonardo in 1500 so that he has a reference-picture. (lol)

Why is your hand there?

http://nikolai-bartolf.deviantart.com/

6lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 7:13 pm

BeDaOrLiSeAr

BeDaOrLiSeAr
Sorry, I wasn't looking were my saw blade was spinning as I was carving my name in this rainbow diamond the size of a boulder...

But why couldn't you find Waldo?

7lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 7:39 pm

ugilick


because waldo is almost as good at hide and go seak as Usama Bin Laden was.

8lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 7:39 pm

ugilick


why did i forget to ask a question?

9lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 12:26 am

bigro

bigro
because i threw a fridge at you

where's my car scratch

10lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 6:12 am

Lunar

Lunar
In the lake. I needed to wash it.

Who stole the last cookie from the cookie jar?

11lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 7:09 am

Xenathos

Xenathos
Jack sparrow. Then he put dirt in it.

Why is the rum gone?

https://www.youtube.com/user/XellXenathos

12lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 1:52 pm

BeDaOrLiSeAr

BeDaOrLiSeAr
The rum is always gone.

Who is John Galt?

13lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 1:55 pm

ugilick


why should anybody care?

What are you doing with that!? affraid

14lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 7:19 pm

Nikolai

Nikolai
I Dont Know What Your Talking About Shocked

Is this question True? (paradox)

http://nikolai-bartolf.deviantart.com/

15lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 10:01 pm

ugilick


that question has an undefined answer. so it depends on what way one decideds to look at it.

why is this vase broken?

16lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 11:36 pm

bigro

bigro
well you see, i ws chasing a butterfly and i tripped on a solid gold block of cheese and whilst superman was saving me from falling in a conviniently located pile of used syringes, the sound of his awesome knocked the earth off of its axis and due to this a freak storm brewed up and a monster raindrop came down and started to destroy tokyo. so turned into a ninja to defeat the monster raindrop and whilst i was doing this, a volcano in jakarta erupted due to my sheer ninja power, and the the sounds of a million scared indonesians put the earth back on its axis causing global warming to to accelerate immensely and thus causing the ross ice shelf to collapse and create a tidal wave that i stopped by building a giant wall between antarctica and the reat of the world...however this wall was made of the vase's pedestal, and without a pedestal the vase fell over and shattered.
(^^^^thats an appropriate lenghth excuse Cool ^^^^)


Now why was i chasing a butterfly in the first place?

17lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri May 13, 2011 4:29 am

BeDaOrLiSeAr

BeDaOrLiSeAr
The butterfly was responsible for the disaster in Japan.

Has this become a game of answering questions or excusing yourself from accusations?

18lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri May 13, 2011 5:01 am

Xenathos

Xenathos
Why not both? Cause both are valid awnsers. Look there they are in the valid awnser box.

Why nyancat?

https://www.youtube.com/user/XellXenathos

19lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri May 13, 2011 7:49 am

bigro

bigro
because nyancat is what brings happiness to all the good girls and boys Smile

now why did you sniff my hair you freak Wink



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20lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri May 13, 2011 2:03 pm

ugilick


...well it smelled...good?

why is that even in there!?

21lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri May 13, 2011 2:54 pm

TheGreatHibiki

TheGreatHibiki
Sorry I sneezed. I was making a ham and cheese sandwich and pepper went in my nose.

Why did you throw the pepper at me anyway?



Last edited by TheGreatHibiki on Fri May 13, 2011 2:56 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : made more and yet less sense this way)

22lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri May 13, 2011 3:33 pm

ugilick


i was trying to quickly throw some of the salt you just spilled over your shoulder but in the heat of the moment i grabbed the pepper.

why did you spill the salt in the first place?

23lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri May 13, 2011 5:35 pm

bigro

bigro
well...here's how it started, firstly i was walking down the main street minding my own buisness when BAM some lightpole mugs me and takes my pig in a blanket, i was not pleased so i chased the pole down the street to get my sausage back(pig in a blanket=sausage in bread) and whilst chasing him i noticed that the jewelerry store across the street was having a sale, i couldnt resist so i went in and bought a gaint dinosaur made of gold. the dinosaur unfortunately had gastro, so halfway home he threw up a mighty mix of rubies and silver coins. this attracted the local hobo's to our location who in turn attracted the salvo's who with thier all mighty salvation army kidnapped me and put me in a bag of cats...now im allergic to cats and when placed near them i tend to turn green and grow 2 stories high and gain rippling muscles(i turn into the hulk pretty much) and i went on a rampage and destroyed the convinienty placed pile of cardboard boxes, the salvo's saw this and fired on me with thier giving nature which blew me back onto the main street i then took off my sunnies and said "well you could say...they give too much" and the sound of my awesome knocked over every shop in the street. the butcher down the street tried to throw meat cleavers at me and one of them accidentally hit the salt shaker Sad sorry bout that...

p.s the salvo's are amazing and no offense was intended Smile

so why did you fart in the car? dont you know it turns into a gas chamber and suffocates everyone within?

24lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue May 24, 2011 3:07 pm

Dreadstunlock


I am uncomfortable with groups of people ><

Why there is no spoon?

25lets play a game, its called lame excuse Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue May 24, 2011 5:20 pm

BeDaOrLiSeAr

BeDaOrLiSeAr
Reese changed her last name.

Why are you naked?

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