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lets play a game, its called lame excuse

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51lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:44 am

Xenathos

Xenathos
Because i'm mentally unstable.

Why?

https://www.youtube.com/user/XellXenathos

52lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:19 am

Night_Fox

Night_Fox
Because I'm not in my library anymore.

Why not?

http://saddened-lines.deviantart.com

53lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:35 am

Xenathos

Xenathos
Because we can.

I'm addicted to music. Am I a junky for this?

https://www.youtube.com/user/XellXenathos

54lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:25 am

TheGreatHibiki

TheGreatHibiki
It's because you take Yanni straight into the vein. He has to be diluted first or your hooked.

I watched Harry Potter #1 last night. Why did I snigger at Hooch the ENTIRE time she was talking?

55lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:44 pm

WreckedRegent7


Because she sounds like a mule.

Why is there a Frostbite Spider wherever I look in Skyrim?

56lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:28 am

TheGreatHibiki

TheGreatHibiki
Because everything else has taken an arrow to the knee.

Why does the island I work on smell like long dead salty fish and freshly puked beer given the rain should have washed the mardi-gras stench away yesterday?

57lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:04 am

waffllecat

waffllecat
Here I go. I was saving a cat that was stuck in a tree when a meteorite landed on James Bond's car that caused a nuclear reaction that blew me and the cat into the middle of an ocean. We were rescued by a group of fishermen, and then got caught in a whirlpool that made us sink all the way to Adlantis. The ship was then attacked by the Kraken. He threw us all the way to your island were everybody (including the cat) then vomited a weeks worth of food all over the place, hence the smell of freshly puked beer and long dead salty fish.

Why are you standing on a landmine?

58lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:15 am

zombiepancakes

zombiepancakes
Because I'm so awesome it won't blow me up purely out of respect, and i like to scare the crap out of people.

Why are you throwing lemons at little children?

59lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:48 am

Riikano-Alinaris


'cause I'm evil.

Why are you staring at me like this? Suspect

60lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:41 pm

indrejue

indrejue
Cause you so fat everywhere i look is just you. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
Why am i too tired to go to the Funeral i should go to?

61lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:00 am

Riikano-Alinaris


Because it's yours.

By the way, why everybody is dressed like penguins with an axe and no feet eating brains?

62lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:37 am

Kaeto

Kaeto
Because you are seeing things and need locked away in the rubber room.

Why did I put my friend in the Guillotine and pull the blade release?

63lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:49 am

Riikano-Alinaris


Because you hate that stupid fat king, monsieur Robespierre!

Why you are you and not someone else? (this is metaphysical)

64lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Aug 19, 2012 3:11 pm

waffllecat

waffllecat
Because I am me, and if I were you you would be you and I would be you so you would be me so you would be me and I would still be you.

Why is there a zombie stuck in the toilet?

65lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Aug 19, 2012 7:52 pm

indrejue

indrejue
because you are a necromancer and you poop zombies.

why are my sinuses acting up so bad

66lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:31 pm

Kaeto

Kaeto
Because you shoved a watermelon up your nose.

Why did I skin my next-door neighbor alive?

67lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:32 am

waffllecat

waffllecat
You wanted a nice new coat.

Why does life give you lemons?

68lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:38 am

zombiepancakes

zombiepancakes
To test how fire-proof it's house is

Why were you late to the meeting?

69lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:04 am

Kaeto

Kaeto
I was busy putting somebody's insides on the outside.

Why did I throw the mailman into a wood chipper?

70lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:21 pm

RennisTora

RennisTora
To check it was on of course.

So why can't we stop here again?

71lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:49 am

Riikano-Alinaris


Because the brake doesn't wooooorrkk.... SBAM!

And why do you have no head and are spilling blood while walking towards me?

72lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:13 am

RennisTora

RennisTora
Brraaaaaaains...

Mnnnnghhhh Brainsss?

73lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:54 am

Riikano-Alinaris


Yes, of course.

Where's the toilet?

74lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:36 pm

indrejue

indrejue
um your sitting on it.

Why did the company get the evil forbidden painfully irritating Scott's brand toilet paper

75lets play a game, its called lame excuse - Page 3 Empty Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:31 pm

RennisTora

RennisTora
They were out of sand paper.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

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