The "Who would win?" game

Salmon. Because noone's heard of swinging a Salmon. The Herring gets it's brains tenderised when it gets swung at somethinh hard...

Normal (front) sword grip or reverse sword grip?

Reverse because it's a more defensive stance than front

Burgers or Flashdrives?

Burgers, because eating is one of human primary needs.

Who'd win?

Solid Snake or Sam Fisher?

They could spend hours out-flanking each other trying to get close enough for a critical take down. I think Snakes hide-under-a-box cover gives him the edge though.

Who'd win: a Panzer tank or personal hygiene?

BO repells the ladies and we can't have that now can we?

Jason Bourne or James Bond OR (bonus!!) Jack Baur?

(notice the initials)

meh James Bond I guess

Art or Pip

Art cause he's LESS of a perv

QUICK who WILL win Alabama or Texas state?!??
I know texas is losing but if colt Mccoy WASNT out who would win?

I don't give a fuck but Texas I guess....

Who would win a law suit or restraining order.

Law suit, because more people win a bunch of the more frivilous ones than you can shake a gavel at.

Who would win (and you might want to do some research for this one)

Ebola virus or Hanta virus?

Ebola dude. Have you seen Outbreak? Morgan Freeman was in that movie, so you know its serious.
Captain Price or Gordon Freeman?

Captain price cause he can throw freakin KNIFES!!!

Baths or showers?

Baths because you get more of a wash

Sylar or the Master?

The Master.

Supermarine Spitfire Mk IX or Horten Ho 229?

Ho 229, Spitfire was a prop plane while Horten was a turbojet that outperformed the Me 262. Too bad Horten never advanced beyond a prototype. Whether you like it or not, Germans were a hell of engineers.

Zaran wrote:Ho 229, Spitfire was a prop plane while Horten was a turbojet that outperformed the Me 262. Too bad Horten never advanced beyond a prototype. Whether you like it or not, Germans were a hell of engineers.

and what is YOUR who would win?

oh right

Who would win? M&M's or the Keebler elves?

M&M's - it is really tastier.

Who would win? Desert Eagle,Glock 17,ASP or SCAR-L ?

Desert eagles a legendary pistol my uncle used to have one when he was in the army. Anyway Desert Eagles got a he'll of a kick (even though it doesn't look like it does in the movies) whereas the ASP is mostly used for covert-ops it is not AS powerful but has many things that make it good like (anti-snag when drawing, covered in tefflon, allows to see how many bullets are left without pulling out the clip) as for the Scar-l never heard of it or are you talking about the FN SCAR? glock 17 no just no. So who wins here is Desert Eagle

night owl or early bird?

Early bird - it is faster!

SCAR-L - SOF Combat Assult Rifle - Lightweight.

Who would win? Matrix or Terminator?

Matrix since neo can stop bullets.

Who would win? Horde of Uru-kai (dunno if that's how you spell it) or a battalion of US army soldiers with mechanized support?

Uruk Hai.

And they probably wouldn't win. Guns > Swords.

Muse or Radiohead?

Muse who? Ergo Radiohead.

"Burn Notice"'s Michael Westen vs. "Dexter"'s Dexter Morgan?

Leak wrote:Muse who? Ergo Radiohead.

RONG. I have little to no respect for you now.

Leak wrote:Muse who? Ergo Radiohead.

"Burn Notice"'s Michael Westen vs. "Dexter"'s Dexter Morgan?

[Moving on, seeing as Radiohead trumps Muse six times over, upside down in japanese.]

Michael Westen, I've watched neither

War Machine vs. Master Chief [If you know whats good for you, you'll pick War Machine]

Master Chief, since I don't agree with the halo-hating bandwagon

Mario vs missingo?