The "Who would win?" game

Ok this is how it goes for example.

Person 1: Who would win pacman or Superman?

Person 2: Pacman because he could just eat supermans butt....Who would win miss pacman or pacman?

Person 3: Miss pacman because she can_______.......who would win miss pacman or.....

and so on. Just something I thought i would make.

So I will start. who would win PS3 or XBOX360

I'll say PS3 even though I have Xbox 360 myself. Why? Because those fucks from Microsoft are the worst kind of fucks - the greedy one. Sony doesn't give a damn what do I do with their console as long as I bought it - and that's why they'll win.

Who would win - ninja or a pirate?

Ninja, because ninjas are more stealthy and calculated. Pirates get drunk and don't know what they're swinging at.

Who would win, Kratos or the Prince of Persia.....(for the record, I'd say Kratos.)

I'd say the prince of Persia, because he'd be able to dodge everything kratos can throw at him until he gets tired enough for the prince to take him down.

Master chief vs Wikus van de Merwe (Mech version)

Who would win?

Wikus was surprisingly adept at using the mech, despite his actual job being more in line with census admin. Master chief has dealt with tougher and more numerous challenges though, so wins this one for me.

Who would win- Jack the Ripper (scourge of Victorian London) or Ronald MacDonald (scourge of global capitalism)?

Ronald mcdonald...hands down BECAUSE!!! Mr. Ripper targets women Mr. Mcdonald targets EVERYBODY women on diets,kids,fat kids,adults,fat adults,lawyers,men,aunts,uncles,moms,dads,any person you can think of.

Who would win furries or people

Furries.

The people would have troubles on the inside of those who love furries against those who hate them.

Also animal instincts. @_@

Who would win- The Excalibur or Zantetsuken?

Excalibur.
Brits are simply more badass.
Who would win, Dr Pepper or the hunnish empire?

Dr Pepper have invested heavily in marketing and keep their flavorings a closely guarded secret. The Hunnish Empire have invested heavily in warfare and keep their dismembering statistics a very open fact. Unless Dr Pepper has a ninja department in charge of the drink formula, Hunnish Empire win this one.

Who would win; Sean Bean or Sean Penn?

On what terms?
I don't wanna sound gay or anything but I'd say Sean Bean in terms of looks.
But, in terms of acting I think Penn is more versatile actor.

So, let it be Sean Penn.

Who'd win?

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jezus (yeah, I kinda glued to ninjas & pirates ) or Raptor Jezus?

Raptor Jezus

Who'd win?

Epic win or Epic Fail

Epic fail because there are more people who would epic fail than epic win

Giant shark or forklift truck?

Forklift truck. It's a little known fact that forklifts are the giant sharks only natural enemy.

Tazer or a lovely meadow?

Tazers.....cause you can taze someone in a lovely meadow!

Batman or superman?

batman.
He's too crazy to die.

Puppy or kitten?

In terms of cuteness?
Kitten.
In terms of killer instincts?
Also kitten.

What will win?

Love or Hate?

Hate. Love turns into hatred.

Concrete wrote:Hate. Love turns into hatred.

but whats your who would win?

Damn, stupid me.
Potato chips or Anonymous?

Potato chips because even anonymous people eat them.

Master Chief or Gordon Freeman?
Cookies or The Dark Side?

Gordan Freeman would win, Halo is just mindless shooting, Half Life spans ages.

Cookies would win, the Dark side has them too!
Something Something Something Dark Side!

Scorpion or the person to answer this, Who would win?

Me, of course.
My boots are too thick, my sleeves are to long, my appetite for arachnid flesh is to great.
He won't stand a chance...
Unless you mean the mortal kombat dude... In that case, I'm boned.

Willy Pete or Marv?

Errr Marv??????

Creep smile or Creep Stare

Creepy stare cause a creepy smile...is a creepy stare

Punch or a kick.

Punch.
Kicks might hurt more, but a punch doesn't look as pretentious.

salmon or herring?