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1 Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:09 am

essentially the first persons states something along the lines of "I wish..." and the
next person finds a way to twist the outcome, and continues the chain.

Example::


Person 1:
I Wish that I could go to Mars.

Person 2:
You go to Mars, but you don't take a spacesuit. You suffocate in a somewhat entertaing
manner.

I wish I had super powers.

And so on.
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I'll start:

I wish I could alter reality at will.

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2 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:13 am

You get to alter the reality but it turns out that if you try so it alters to the opposite of what you want.

I want good drawing skills.

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3 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:39 am

Granted, you drawing skills instantly escalate to a level even JJ himself can look up to.
You can draw the best oak tree's ever seen in the field of illustration! Unfortunately....thats about as diverse as they get.

I wish I was just three inches taller.

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4 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:43 am

Winds wrote:

I wish I was just three inches taller.

You get 3 inches taller, but your heart is unable to pump enough blood sufficient for you to live. You die and your family orders a coffin that is too litle for your corpse.

I want to be a rock star.

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5 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:09 pm

Granted,
You become a rockstar, you music is number one on the radio, the cash flows into your Swiss Bank Account like a tsunami, you are always in the company of at least a handful busty, curvaceous women who adore you existence [and body] to no end and you someone how live this life free of illness and consequence, legal or otherwise.

Then your alarm goes off.

I wish I lived in Canada.

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6 H'oh... Cah-nah-dah! on Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:23 pm

Winds wrote:I wish I lived in Canada.

Granted. You live in Canada. The far north of Canada, where the sun doesn't even come out three months in twelve and the snow is so deep that you occasionally lose your house in it.

At that point, the Polar Bears come over to play.

I wish I ran my country!

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7 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:41 pm

Granted, but failing to run the country correctly the people revolted and banished you.

I wish I could rift reality.

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8 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:44 pm

Granted, but you run it right into the ground and your killed by angry citizens.

I wish I could... think of an uncorruptable wish.

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9 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:02 pm

And as you wished and you wished, you wished harder and harder. And as you wished harder you were enveloped on a sticky black goo. It increased in mass until it smothered the whole of you. Your mody and mind were altered and twisted as you went mad from your wish. You were corrupted...

I wis I owned a chain of casinos.

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10 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:03 pm

(think me wish is uncorruptable seeing it past. lol)

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11 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:23 pm

cenaris wrote:I wish I owned a chain of casinos.

Granted.

Unfortunately, it's Casino Markets in France. More unfortunately, it's full of French. Worse than that, they run at a massive loss.

I wish someone loved me Sad

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12 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:00 pm

Granted.
She loves you.
First from afar... Watching your every move. Going through your garbage, taking pictures...
Then, she starts rubbing herself against the windows. You can't sleep because of the noise.
Then, one morning, you wake up tied to your bed, sedated, with a crazed woman having cracked up you ribcage, licking your beating heart.
But she loves you. Yes, she really, really does.
With all her heart.
You know this, because you can see it in her eyes...
And, because she wrote it on the wall in your blood. XD

I wish I had a puppy.

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13 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:27 pm

Concrete wrote:Granted.
She loves you.
First from afar... Watching your every move. Going through your garbage, taking pictures...
Then, she starts rubbing herself against the windows. You can't sleep because of the noise.
Then, one morning, you wake up tied to your bed, sedated, with a crazed woman having cracked up you ribcage, licking your beating heart.
But she loves you. Yes, she really, really does.
With all her heart.
You know this, because you can see it in her eyes...
And, because she wrote it on the wall in your blood. XD

I thought you were meant to corrupt the wish?

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14 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:28 pm

Concrete wrote:I wish I had a puppy.

Granted.

It's inside out.

I wish I had Jennifer Love Hewitts Spleen.

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15 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:41 pm

Granted, unfortunately, your body rejects her spleen, but contracts a rare, fatal, incurable disease that kills within 5 hours

I wish I had a cookie



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16 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:56 pm

Granted, but it's a giant, mutant cookie that eats you.

I wish the stars were more visible at night.

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17 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:01 pm

Granted, the stars are really clear tonight.

Thats because the atmosphere has been stripped away, unleashing the cold void of space upon the planet, killing every living thing.

Way to break the planet, genius.

I wish I had beef.

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18 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:10 pm

Your the one who corrupted it.

Granted.

You got beef with chuck norris now who roundhouse kick's your head of.

I want to be with my true love and nether of us to die.

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19 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:19 pm

Granted.

You're both put into stasis, set into a concrete block and dumped in the sea.

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20 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:42 pm

smelge, you didn't make a wish XD

I wish I would be able to fly.

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21 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:05 pm

Granted. But you you get sucked into the engine of a jet. I wish I won The Game.

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22 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:17 pm

Granted, you are now the official winner of The Game, people everywhere stop in their tracks to cheer you. You graciously accept their praise for the next week while the world grinds to a halt. At the end of the ovation, the world is now on the brink of nuclear annihilation and mass war.

Congratulations on destroying society.

I wish I had made wish

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23 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:50 pm

Granted, you just did, and now I'm corrupting it because you get NOTHING!!!

I wish I had a battle-ready sword.

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24 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:54 pm

Granted, but it's in you arch-rivals hands, who promptly staps you with it. I wish for no more wars, which includes interplanetary wars.

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25 Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:04 pm

Granted and peace then reigns within our little corner of the universe, all weapons are decommissioned, all aggressive emotions have been curbed, we are now a peace loving, everyone loving corner. Unfortunately the hyper-aggressive extra-galactic aliens hates peace with a vengeance and super powerful plasma lasers.

I wish I was gay lol

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