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1 Teen Vampire Crap on Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:16 am

Pip to the rescue, showing kids how it's done (and messing them up for life in the process)

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2 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:35 am

And we give big aplause to JJ for RUÏNING the Squirrel 4 fun...

It would be nice to see what happens next Very Happy

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3 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:04 am

FINALLY! JUSTICE IS SERVED!

Pip is a hero.

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4 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:22 am

Xenathos wrote:And we give big aplause to JJ for RUÏNING the Squirrel 4 fun...

It would be nice to see what happens next Very Happy

They'll probably do what Twilight fantards did in the US: Stab him with a pencil or throw acid at him.

Yes, some of them were reported to have done this when someone with half a braincell pointed out what was wrong with Twilight.

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5 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:42 am

Crisis averted, there is no longer the risk of them using their crazy magic superscience to try to turn into vampires. Twisted Evil

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6 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:55 am

Is that the scene where these vamp-girls are eating a baby?

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7 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:06 am

Leetle Penguin is credit to team!

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8 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:00 pm

I remember seeing a vampire movie where the vampire was exposed to sunlight, caught on fire, melted, then blew up destroying a whole warehouse.

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9 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:45 pm

Pip did the right thing at the right time.
They HAD to learn it the hard way.
Oh, and "Bram Stokers Dracula" is a great movie, good actors, nice atmosphere, and the closest of all Dracula movies to the book.
Has anyone read the book? It is full of sexual innuendo, very provocant for the victorian era.
On a final note, Twilight sucks and that little twat is less of a vampire than count Duckula, hell even less of a vampire than the count from Sesame Street.

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10 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:09 am

Quoth Cenaris:
Pip to the rescue, showing kids how it's done (and messing them up for life in the process)
A penguin's got to do what a penguin's got to do. Sometimes you've got to mess them up for life in order to scare them straight.

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11 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:23 am

wolfman-al wrote:Pip did the right thing at the right time.
They HAD to learn it the hard way.
Oh, and "Bram Stokers Dracula" is a great movie, good actors, nice atmosphere, and the closest of all Dracula movies to the book.
Has anyone read the book? It is full of sexual innuendo, very provocant for the victorian era.
On a final note, Twilight sucks and that little twat is less of a vampire than count Duckula, hell even less of a vampire than the count from Sesame Street.

http://poopbear.deviantart.com/art/Down-for-the-Count-153668816

AH! Ah! Ah!

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12 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:57 pm

tigerfan51087 wrote:
wolfman-al wrote:Pip did the right thing at the right time.
They HAD to learn it the hard way.
Oh, and "Bram Stokers Dracula" is a great movie, good actors, nice atmosphere, and the closest of all Dracula movies to the book.
Has anyone read the book? It is full of sexual innuendo, very provocant for the victorian era.
On a final note, Twilight sucks and that little twat is less of a vampire than count Duckula, hell even less of a vampire than the count from Sesame Street.

http://poopbear.deviantart.com/art/Down-for-the-Count-153668816

AH! Ah! Ah!
Awesome picture and it prooves my point.
Also...

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13 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:30 pm



Count Von Count is frickkin awesome...

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14 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:20 pm

Hey! Don't go forgetting Count Chocula, now!

http://www.applegeeks.com/comics/viewcomic.php?issue=552

I still laugh my ass off at this strip. Laughing

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15 Alternate ending on Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:52 pm

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Here's an alternate ending (apologies for using Comic Sans -- it was a rush job).

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16 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:55 am

He could have gone for the Underworld series.

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17 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:08 am

rpx wrote:He could have gone for the Underworld series.

Fantasy violence, girls in body-hugging leather clothes and photoshop-enhanced boobies. I can see what would be the attraction. However, I do think that Pip might choke a bit at the pseudo-Buffyverse back-story.

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18 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:41 am

willdye wrote:[comic]
Here's an alternate ending (apologies for using Comic Sans -- it was a rush job).
Poor squirrel quad.

Though I'm sure they'd taste fine.

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19 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:32 pm

http://freefall.purrsia.com/

Add another to the 'pick on Twilight' list. Laughing

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20 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:11 am

Latrans wrote:http://freefall.purrsia.com/

Add another to the 'pick on Twilight' list. Laughing
Permalink: http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2000/fc01950.htm

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21 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:40 am

Oops. I should have caught that. Thanks. Embarassed

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22 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:30 pm

BenRG wrote:
rpx wrote:He could have gone for the Underworld series.

Fantasy violence, girls in body-hugging leather clothes and photoshop-enhanced boobies. I can see what would be the attraction. However, I do think that Pip might choke a bit at the pseudo-Buffyverse back-story.

A bit?

Also, my sisters are Twilight fans. KILL THE HAIR-SPRAY FETISH!!

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23 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:47 pm

And for different kind of teens...
How about a different kind of it?
Spoiler:


...
F.Y.I.
They are Remilia and Flandre

...

And one more of Flan.



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24 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:27 am

wolfman-al wrote:Pip did the right thing at the right time.
They HAD to learn it the hard way.
Oh, and "Bram Stokers Dracula" is a great movie, good actors, nice atmosphere, and the closest of all Dracula movies to the book.
Has anyone read the book? It is full of sexual innuendo, very provocant for the victorian era.
On a final note, Twilight sucks and that little twat is less of a vampire than count Duckula, hell even less of a vampire than the count from Sesame Street.

you know that the Victorians loved porn?

And not 08/15 bland porn. Oh no. Incest, bdsm, beastiality.... the more depraved the better. Queen V's diaries were so full of smut they had to be heavily edited....

Victorian age was a hot spot for depravity - remember this was the time were doctors gave female patients orgasms as a cure for nervosity, headaches etc....

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25 Re: Teen Vampire Crap on Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:54 am

Too fat.

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