Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, you're gay. So gay that you repel both men and women.

I wish life was easier.

Granted, life is now so easy you no longer have to work for anything and you become bored and depressed and become addicted to some sort of illegal drug and your life spirals out of control. JUST LIKE A MOVIE STAR. WOW>

i wish i could move shit with my mind.

Granted.

You can now move feces with your mind....go you.

I wish I could play the guitar as well as Daniel Rossen

You are now a fantastic guitar player. Jimi Hendrix would have aspired to be you. Frusciante cries at his lack of talent in comparison.

At least thats what would happen if you still had fingers.

I wish for fish.

Smelge wrote:You are now a fantastic guitar player. Jimi Hendrix would have aspired to be you. Frusciante cries at his lack of talent in comparison.

At least thats what would happen if you still had fingers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mlfTYAaUWc
Feets are fine too.

Smelge wrote:I wish for fish.

You catch the fish. You eat it, but you choke on it.

I wish to be immortal.

You're immortal, but you lose 75% of your body in a horrible accident, and spend the rest of
eternity in horrible pain.

I wish I ruled a galaxy-wide empire!

You do.

It's a Cadburys Galaxy, and it went out of date 3 years ago.

I wish to die.

Granted, you get kidnapped by the government and put in a 4 x 4 cell. They erase you from existence and from record sand any remaining information is buried. "You" effectively die.

I wish I had a plunger for my toilet right now

Granted, but it's only the handle.

I wish my socks were warmer.

Pandora wrote:I wish my socks were warmer.

Your socks are warmer. Unfortunatelly, they were made by taiwanese slave labour, so they desintegrate after first laundry. Aw, poo.

I wish I could drink two shots of Bacardi 151 (hint : a rum that has 75% of power) and won't suffer from a hangover, dry throat & other simmilar stuff.

Granted, but it was poisoned.

I wish for mars to blow up.

JackTheIncubusWolf wrote:I wish for mars to blow up.

Granted, but it takes Milky Way, Skittles and Uncle Ben's with it - which means you'll be beaten into a bloody pulp by outraged consumers Any Minute Now(TM).

I wish the weather were warmer around here.

Granted.

The weather becomes so hot that every living thing on the surface just died.

I wish I had a baseball bat.

Granted.
It's lodged in your skull.

I wish the world would conform to my dreams and desires.

Granted, but now that you have everything you want, you no longer have a purpose in life and shoot yourself.

I wish annoying 15-year-old girls wouldn't talk and use their phones during movies.

Granted, but now annoying 15 year old boys talk and use their phones during movies.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, you are swallowed up by the Nothing from the Never Ending Story.

I wish it wasn't so cold in my house.

Granted, the temperature in your house is now the same temperature as the surface of the sun. You die.

I wish i didn't get such bad bloody hayfever.

Granted, you now have food allergies (I won't tell you which ones )

I wish I was santa claus

Granted. The elfes deside to party with you. They make a shitload of suprises. You are buried alive.

Lolthanks for ruining Christmas for the rest of the world.

I wish I had some inspiration.

Granted, you've got inspiration, but you end up being totally paralyzed so you can't do
anything with your newfound inspiration.

I wish the Sequential Art universe (which I shall refer to as the SA-verse from now on) was reality.

Vorthon wrote:I wish the Sequential Art universe (which I shall refer to as the SA-verse from now on) was reality.

It is done, you live in that kind of universe. But because of it's insanity you die in a violent manner. They find your corpse with twisted face a'la Ring one and dance on your grave.

I wish that my country politics was more sane.

Granted.
They are.
They are just fucking with you.

I wish I had a Net'chell

Concrete wrote:Granted.
They are.
They are just fucking with you.

I wish I had a Net'chell

Concrete, language please

Granted, I don't know what it is, but it crushes you in any case.

I wish my fridge was stocked...

Zaran wrote:I wish my fridge was stocked...

It's stocked with human organs. I call the police and you're skrewdd.

I wish I could have some r'n'r with dr. Elliot Reed from "Scrubs".