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26Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:17 pm

Winds

Winds
Granted, you're gay. So gay that you repel both men and women.

I wish life was easier.

27Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:25 pm

Paranoid

Paranoid
Granted, life is now so easy you no longer have to work for anything and you become bored and depressed and become addicted to some sort of illegal drug and your life spirals out of control. JUST LIKE A MOVIE STAR. WOW>

i wish i could move shit with my mind.

28Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:29 pm

Winds

Winds
Granted.

You can now move feces with your mind....go you.

I wish I could play the guitar as well as Daniel Rossen

29Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:34 am

Smelge

Smelge
You are now a fantastic guitar player. Jimi Hendrix would have aspired to be you. Frusciante cries at his lack of talent in comparison.

At least thats what would happen if you still had fingers.

I wish for fish.

30Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:57 am

Pietja


Smelge wrote:You are now a fantastic guitar player. Jimi Hendrix would have aspired to be you. Frusciante cries at his lack of talent in comparison.

At least thats what would happen if you still had fingers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mlfTYAaUWc
Feets are fine too.

Smelge wrote:I wish for fish.

You catch the fish. You eat it, but you choke on it.

I wish to be immortal.

http://pietja8t8.deviantart.com/

31Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:17 am

Vorthon

Vorthon
You're immortal, but you lose 75% of your body in a horrible accident, and spend the rest of
eternity in horrible pain.

I wish I ruled a galaxy-wide empire!

32Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:58 am

Smelge

Smelge
You do.

It's a Cadburys Galaxy, and it went out of date 3 years ago.

I wish to die.

33Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:49 am

Zaran

Zaran
Granted, you get kidnapped by the government and put in a 4 x 4 cell. They erase you from existence and from record sand any remaining information is buried. "You" effectively die.

I wish I had a plunger for my toilet right now

http://zaranr.deviantart.com

34Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:33 pm

Pandora

Pandora
Granted, but it's only the handle.

I wish my socks were warmer.

35Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:40 pm

Pietja


Pandora wrote:I wish my socks were warmer.

Your socks are warmer. Unfortunatelly, they were made by taiwanese slave labour, so they desintegrate after first laundry. Aw, poo.

I wish I could drink two shots of Bacardi 151 (hint : a rum that has 75% of power) and won't suffer from a hangover, dry throat & other simmilar stuff.

http://pietja8t8.deviantart.com/

36Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:47 pm

MadxHatter123

MadxHatter123
Granted, but it was poisoned.

I wish for mars to blow up.

37Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:13 pm

Leak

Leak
JackTheIncubusWolf wrote:I wish for mars to blow up.
Granted, but it takes Milky Way, Skittles and Uncle Ben's with it - which means you'll be beaten into a bloody pulp by outraged consumers Any Minute Now(TM).

I wish the weather were warmer around here.

38Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:33 pm

hiddenflame

hiddenflame
Granted.

The weather becomes so hot that every living thing on the surface just died.

I wish I had a baseball bat.

39Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:11 pm

Concrete


Granted.
It's lodged in your skull.

I wish the world would conform to my dreams and desires.

40Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:35 pm

Pandora

Pandora
Granted, but now that you have everything you want, you no longer have a purpose in life and shoot yourself.

I wish annoying 15-year-old girls wouldn't talk and use their phones during movies.

41Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:50 pm

MadxHatter123

MadxHatter123
Granted, but now annoying 15 year old boys talk and use their phones during movies.

I wish for nothing.

42Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:57 pm

Pandora

Pandora
Granted, you are swallowed up by the Nothing from the Never Ending Story.

I wish it wasn't so cold in my house.

43Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:52 pm

Paranoid

Paranoid
Granted, the temperature in your house is now the same temperature as the surface of the sun. You die.

I wish i didn't get such bad bloody hayfever.

44Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:11 pm

Zaran

Zaran
Granted, you now have food allergies (I won't tell you which ones santa)

I wish I was santa claus

http://zaranr.deviantart.com

45Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:57 am

Xenathos

Xenathos
Granted. The elfes deside to party with you. They make a shitload of suprises. You are buried alive.

Lolthanks for ruining Christmas for the rest of the world.

I wish I had some inspiration.

https://www.youtube.com/user/XellXenathos

46Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:29 am

Vorthon

Vorthon
Granted, you've got inspiration, but you end up being totally paralyzed so you can't do
anything with your newfound inspiration.

I wish the Sequential Art universe (which I shall refer to as the SA-verse from now on) was reality.

47Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:06 am

Pietja


Vorthon wrote:I wish the Sequential Art universe (which I shall refer to as the SA-verse from now on) was reality.

It is done, you live in that kind of universe. But because of it's insanity you die in a violent manner. They find your corpse with twisted face a'la Ring one and dance on your grave.

I wish that my country politics was more sane.

http://pietja8t8.deviantart.com/

48Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:54 am

Concrete


Granted.
They are.
They are just fucking with you.

I wish I had a Net'chell

49Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:58 pm

Zaran

Zaran
Concrete wrote:Granted.
They are.
They are just fucking with you.

I wish I had a Net'chell

Concrete, language please

Granted, I don't know what it is, but it crushes you in any case.

I wish my fridge was stocked...

http://zaranr.deviantart.com

50Corrupted Wish Game - Page 2 Empty Re: Corrupted Wish Game on Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:23 pm

Pietja


Zaran wrote:I wish my fridge was stocked...

It's stocked with human organs. I call the police and you're skrewdd.

I wish I could have some r'n'r with dr. Elliot Reed from "Scrubs".

http://pietja8t8.deviantart.com/

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