I've just had the most bizzare experience in my whole life.
I visited my friend who is in hospital after scoring a dangerous skiing accident. Both legs broken - his luck and skill, I guess. Nevertheless, I was strolling back through Warsaw Old Town, taking pictures till battery died and visited a random bar. I've ordered whiskey and noticed a peculiar girl sitting in a corner, sipping a coffe. You know a feeling when you look at somebody and feel that this person is somewhat special? Well, I felt that when I looked at her. There was something odd, but I couldn't tell what. So I stared. Girl was of an average highschool beauty, a sort of emo'ish-alternative in terms of clothing & overall fashion. But her facial features was somewhat... manly. To use a comparsion - she had a face simmilar to that acteress that plays Robin on "
How I've Met Your Mother". Big earphones on ears, absent look in her eyes... I just had to start a conversation and ask a question that was rolling through my mind.
So, I've ordered annother glass of scotch and sat down in front of her. She looked at me but gave no sound. I said "
hi". Silent "
hi" replied. I've noticed an odd voice tone, somewhat forced. I leaned closer and whispered a question :
"
If this question will offend you, you have my permission to slap me as hard as you can, but I have to ask this - are you a guy by any chance?"
Total silence. After a few seconds she stood up and went out. I though "
what the hell I've just said, what da fuk is wrong with me?" and rushed after her to appologize. I caught her outside and started apologizing. She listened calmly and then, out of the blue
she said :
"
Yes, I'm a guy"
Well, waffels. I wish I'd see my face in that moment. And while I was standing there baffled -
SMACK -
he sent me a nice leaf in the face. Short blackout and I still stood there with a face that I'd simply love to see. I started saying rubbish, mumbling and stuff while he was standing there with a smile.
"
I'm free tommorow" -
she said - "
You want my number?"
Now, imagine a guy with a hand on his face looking at an awesomely cute (
what am I saying, GOD?!?) crossdresser that is higher than him after hearing that kind of offer said in a normal, although still high-pitched (for a guy, that is) voice.
Yeah, I took his number.
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