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351 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:01 am

[quote="Pietja"]Scaring teenagers.

Yep, it needs a little explenation via. backstory.

So, today(or tonight) my friends who like punk/hardcore music took me out for a concert of few local punk/hardcore bands and, obviously, there was some serious beer crackin' in public areas. Also, there were many teenagers that were waaay below drinking age, but who da eff cares, we did the same as them when we were at their age.
Nevertheless, after three beers, there was some space for another few rounds, so we went to a shop that was only opened via small window - because of the late hour. Safety measures.
We're standing in the line, few teenage twerps are before us and suddenly, two long-haired tweens took place next to them - obviously, they were friends.
Well, I had the situation under control - after all, I could just said some word and they would go back at the end of the line, but my friend treated it as some kind of affront and thus, voiced his opinion. At first, by staring.
But then, his brother saw this and he opened his mouth to the kids that were trying to snuck before me - "Hey, guys, my brother isn't happy about what you're doing, so you'll be better off if you'd get back at the end of the line or there'll be a serious case of whoop-ass going around here". He said that, IMO, in a playfull voice, joke, etc.
But I look at these two guys and their eyes got wide. They bent their heads, said "sorry" and off they go! They started to litteraly run. Away, 200 meters of pure running. I laughed out loud - it was brilliant.
Totally unexpected response. Made my day. And, we had a reason to go back in time with our memories when we had simmilar situations - we wouldn't stand back to no one and we got beaten quite a few times because of it. But it builds memories - and these guys ran for their lives. Seriously, it looked that way.

Teenagers these days - they have no verve./quote]

I wish people around here were like that... Sadly. They ain't.

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352 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:55 am

Just being here is a blessing.

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353 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:31 pm

Life after midnight is full of suprises.

And young girls(count one).

3-4 in the morning is awesome. And young girls at that time. Good riddance, parents. Insomnia rocks.

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354 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:55 pm

I am cruel, but I'll say that - my friends inexperience towards women makes me laugh.

Situation :

Me and few of my friends went to a local club, where there was a concert with a cover band. So, many classics were played and they were played GOOD. Very, very good.
And, we're sitting, six of us, drinking various alcoholic stuff, and there were these two girs - pretty ones and alone.
Me, having vast clubbing experience, thought that there was something fishy with them - either they're were on girls only night or one of them was occupied. But, my friend, a typical horndog, decided to strike up to them. And, for a while it looked like he was succesful. For a while.
But then, he started to be obnoxious. I even took him to a side to tell him that, but he could have non of it. He tried to took them to a dance, hell, they've danced with him for a good ammount of time, but still - I had my doubts.
After a while, when my friend went to smoke a cig., I came up to them and asked about their opinion about my friend. And, boy, it wasn't a pleasnt one. So, I tried to tell him to lay off of them, but he could have none of it, telling me that I'm just jealous. So I decided to leave all his actions for him.

1st in the morning, with few pennies on the clock, the band stopped playing, the girs are about to leave. So, my friend comes after them, outside, and tries to get their number - talk about late, eh?
And, BAM, a car drives nearby and a guy comes out and goes into a french kiss with one of the girls - the prettier one. My friend's face changes into a monkey one, suprised, despite my warnings.

The best thing is, that he gave that girl his jacket when they were outside and smoking, because she started to have shivers and she took that jacket with her to her bf. car and drove off.

When I witnesedd this scene I was laughing hard, but I did pittied the fool. But, hell, I warned him that there was something fishy about them. He didn't listened, so all the way home I laughed and giggled at him. Serves him right for not going out to clubs with me, he'd learn something about female games. And male ones, altogether.

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355 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:32 am

God I never go out and even I know that girls going alone to a club means that its a no-go zone O_O

I laughed about it though : 3

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356 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:59 am

Stereoscopic 3D art shifts me ever so smoothly:

http://www.deviantart.com/#/d2vfob5

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357 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:30 am

By no doubt its great. But not for those who can not cross eyes. Like me.

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358 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:50 pm

Being a chaperone for my friend and his ex, because, clearly, after few months of being divided, they still belong to each other. Perfect pair, but wishing for a strange, hard to get things. And me in the middle, a negotiator.

And they're thinking, oh, they're thinking.

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359 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:01 am

A loosely translated dialogue between my friend and me, over the net :

her : hey, how's it hangin'?
me : good, I'm having a day.
her : nice. Enjoying it?
me : yeah, I woke up early and took a bath for the first time in a month.
she : EWW! You haven't bathe for the whole MONTH?!
me : ... no...
she : that's GROSS!
me : do you know what "shower" is? 'cause I use that for most of the time.
she : lol, okay Very Happy
she : I must look like such a big idiot to you now. Very Happy
me : indeed, you do. Very Happy

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360 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:55 am

Pietja wrote:A loosely translated dialogue between my friend and me, over the net :

her : hey, how's it hangin'?
me : good, I'm having a day.
her : nice. Enjoying it?
me : yeah, I woke up early and took a bath for the first time in a month.
she : EWW! You haven't bathe for the whole MONTH?!
me : ... no...
she : that's GROSS!
me : do you know what "shower" is? 'cause I use that for most of the time.
she : lol, okay Very Happy
she : I must look like such a big idiot to you now. Very Happy
me : indeed, you do. Very Happy


If it was like... the 2nd of September this would've had another layer of fun to me. Razz

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361 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:58 am

Dat ending of Doctor Who.
I won't spoil it.

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362 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:35 am

My younger brother had to write an essay about "Meaning Of Life".

In middle school.

I didn't had simmilar topics in h/s, not to mention m/s, only some bull about the lectures I've
read.

Nevertheless, my brother was in trouble what to write. Honestly, show me a 14 y.o. who have thought
about "the meaning of life". He had two choices - to rip someone's other essay from the net or
ask the wiser and the elder.

Yes. That is me.

So, I heard the topic, lolled and said to him to write my point of view on it, which was :

"the meaning of life is to give life meaning"

That's it. Needless to say, he was pissed that his older bro wasn't helpfull to him(hey, was
I ever?
) but I said that I'd give 100zl bill if he'd get a F grade, which is about 30-31$ at
current exchange rate. So he thought, that kind of cash is worth getting a F, so he took a shot.

And guess what?

He got an A.


I'm glad that there are some teachers out there who can step aside from well paved roads and appreciate
some creativity. Shame there wasn't anyone like that in my elementary, middle and high-school career.

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363 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:43 pm

cenaris wrote:Dat ending of Doctor Who.
I won't spoil it.

I loved that.

@Pietja I think that I might have had a teacher like that, if not a topic like that. Your little brother's lucky tho.

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364 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:26 pm

Got drunk in my favourite bar. The owner bought me a shot. Heard that he and his friends are going to a party in a club. Went that way. The owner of that bar, which was at the party, when he saw me, bought me a whisky. Partied all night long. Danced with four girls in a row. Each wanted my phone number. Didn't gave it to no one.

Came back home. Drunk as hell. Still, feels like a boss.

Going to sleep. Godnight.


"Morning" Uptade :

Woke up at 15:00. Memory loss. Only this post here reminds me what happened and a call from a friend who was with me. Feel mellow. Spent lots of cash on drinks. Don't care much.

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365 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:02 am

Oh hi guys.

I wonder if the catwoman DLC is ready yet?

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366 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:16 am

I have a talent to pull lot's of free beers and cigs without asking from strangers met at the bar.

I don't care that they're guys mostly. Free beer is a free beer. Very Happy

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367 Re: What shifts you smoothly? on Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:38 pm

Getting compliments for a RUSHED, ten-minute zombie makeup job XD Makes me wonder that they're going to think Monday, when I actually take the time to do it RIGHT XD and even more gorey... right now it's just blood smeared on my face over black makeup to imitate scrapes. Seriously. It's amusing, nonetheless.

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