Forum Fight: Back in action

*little does Rad know that the person he shot was just a decoy*

"Heh,those things can be so useful"

*As Rad comes in for another pass at GD, Goldendragon draws the bow that is slung across his back. With astounding aim and patience, he fires an arrow right into the intake of the aircraft Rad is piloting, which destroys the engine and sends his ship spiralling into the side of a mountain*

"Wow, even I didn't know I was able to do that"

*Calls in strike ship*

A huge ship moves slowly into view from the far side of the mountain. Several turrets on the underside of it swivel around and target GD. The last thing he sees a blinding flash of light. all that's left is a large crater with a little organic soot at the bottom.

*respawns*

"Ow. I guess I should have seen that coming"

*Sees a cougar mech sitting abandoned a few feet away*

"Now that looks like it'd be useful, let's see if I know how to drive it*

*Gets into the mechs drivers seat and starts it up. A few shuddering steps later he is running and gunning at full speed. GD fires a missile at Vorthon's ship, which hits it just underneath the fusion core which causes the ship to explode in a flash of light and fire*

"Damn I love this thing"

*Continues onwards and fires upon stephanodude, reducing him to a bloody mess with a few rounds from the mechs machine guns*

Meanwhile, the currently ignored Paranoid is still wandering about.

"Hey, it's probably because they think i'm 'armless. Ha. Ha. Oh man that was terrible."

He looks around and sees Vorthons alien army. He sees a large creature with a multitude of arms sprouting from a torso that is supported by three spider like legs, and watches as it breaks away from the main body of the army to scout ahead through the forest.

"Hmmm. That one looks like it has more arms than it needs anyway."

Paranoid proceeds to attempt to kill it with nothing but a broken arm, his feet and his face. It takes a long time, but he eventually manages to break its neck with his legs.

He gets to work replacing his own body parts with the monster's...

Dumb move! the alien's biochemistry is incompatible with terrestrial biochemistry! as you attach the arm, you feel an odd tingling sensation. You then vomit blood repeatedly until you die.

*starts concentrating and uses aerokinetic powers to cause a massive windstorm that causes trees to be uprooted and be tossed around like twigs*

"Try and stop me now!"

*I am wearing boots that stick to the ground and use the power of ROCK to destroy the alien army. But now I can't move

Vorthon wrote:*calls in an army composed of various alien races*

Bad Idea. This mech is built to fight those sort of things.

[Arc Cannon howls as it fires, spitting high strength lightning through the alien ranks, frying nervous systems and destroy bodies. The heavy cannon on the left arm begins to open up, unloading 100 calibre shells through the oncoming armoured vehicles. One gets too brave and comes close to fire. The AH-12 runs forwards, its left claw arm smashes through the skein of the tank, firing the cannon on it's wrist as it goes through. The tank explodes and the AH-12 dissapears, the active camoflague armour plates hiding it from view, the disruptor field fooling the other sensors the aliens deploy]

*Microwave opens after 35 minutes*

"ahh... that was a good tan, i miss anything out here?"

"Incompatible biochemistry? That's new. And unexpected."

Paranoid is barely alive. The blood loss has totally paralyzed him.

"Turns out my ability to steal body parts doesn't work on everything. And now i can't bloody move. Not much good down here am i?"

xivk wrote:*Microwave opens after 35 minutes*

"ahh... that was a good tan, i miss anything out here?"

"Not really. I was vomiting blood for a while though."

*Sees Lazarus' mech dissapear*

"That's a neat trick, too bad it won't do you any good"

*GD fires his mechs machine guns and missiles into the general area of where Lazarus' mech was, catching him off guard and chipping away at his shields. With a loud bang, GD hits a critical area on Laz's mech, which causes it to topple over and belch thick black smoke from where it was hit. Unfortunately for GD, his mech was hit as well from Lazarus' returning fire. With warning sounds blaring in his ears, GD hits the button that he assumes to initiate the self destruct sequence and abandons the ruined vehicle. GD then runs for cover as his mech vanishes in a flash of thunder as its reactor core goes critical*

"Damn, and I was beginning to have fun with that too. It's for the best though, i'd rather stick with using my sword and bow"

[The wreckage of the 'mech' fizzles and dissapears as the hard light projection is switched off. The real mech tracks Golden and fires the arc cannon, blowing him apart like so many meaty lumps.]

[Radio] Hunter team, clear for drop.

[4 more mechs all gravity chute down to land next to Firenze's, all fading into the background and moving off for the hunt]

Lets see if bows help you now [',,,']

"Not again"

*tracks down Xivk to a large field*

"Hey!"

*When he sees GD he runs, and GD proceeds to chase him down until Xivk reaches a dead end in the form of a 200 foot drop of a cliff. GD approaches him with his weapon drawn*

"Did you really have to force me to do all of that? All I wanted to say is that you shouldn't be here, it's too dangerous. Not just from everyone else here but from me as well. So I offer you a choice, either leave the island and go somewhere where you will be safe from all the other contestants, or will you face me in battle, which will be the cause of your death? The choice should be obvious, but make it fast. My patience is wearing thin by the minute"

*After 2 minutes of tense silence, GD finally snaps*

"Enough of this! You have forfeited your choice, so I shall now choose for you. And that choice is death."

*Runs Xivk through with his sword, and kicks him off the edge of the cliff*

"Well, time for my weapon of last resort."

*pulls a zero point energy bomb out of my backpack and arms it*

*yells at everybody on the island* "When this bomb goes off this entir planet will be reduced to energy. Have a nice day."

*the bomb goes off in a brilliant flash of light visible from the andromeda galaxy*

(zero point energy is a real concept)

*Goes back in time to stop Vorthon from ever acquiring such a device*

"NO. BAD VORTHON, BAD BAD BAD BAD."

*Turns vorthon into a once living pincushion with his bow*

* after gold stops the suicide bomber vorthon from destroying everything, I pull put my awesome Deadpool swords and start blocking all oncoming bullets and arrows and anyother thing from coming while I pull out my awesome deadpool gun and shoot the crap out of stuff

see x-men origins wolverine for awesome deadpool sword scene

*Views Stephano's sword deflecting*

"What sorcery is this!? Well, if that's how you want it to be then fine, i'll show you my skills then"

*Utters an incantation that causes a house sized boulder to materialize over Stephanodude, which then crushes him under its colossal bulk*

*edge of cliff*

wheeee....

Block this Steph.

[Firenzes mech materializes behind him, casting a looming shadow over the area. Steph turns and tries to cut the armor, only suceeding in pissing off the pilot. Steph screams as a clawed foot comes crashing down, flattening him. The mech dissapears and moves off]

One more to the count.

[Two of the hunter team gun down Vorthon as he is wondering what happened to his toy. The team moves off to the evac zone, letting Firenze do the rest]

*Andrilza hurry through the deep forest as fast as he can. Because of the high explosions and blistering lights that found place all over the island, he had to see if it was something he could do about the situation... suddenly he hears screaming from up above. Coming down from the cliff, Xivk crashes into the ground so hard it was shaking. He seemed to be pretty dead*

"This doesn't look good... I have to check what's going on!"

*He turns on his jetpack and flies up to the cliff Xivk came down from, preparing his plasma gunner for whatever that awaits him...*

*GD hears the sound of NdRiLz's jetpack long before he appears over the edge of the cliff. With astounding agility and skill, GD runs and jumps off the cliff and dives right at NdRiLz, who is ascending the cliff on his jetpack. GD unsheathes his sword, and just as NdRiLz flies past him, slashes open one of the exhaust pipes for the jetpack, which sends NdRiLz spiralling out of control into the cliff. Still falling at terminal velocity GD uses his skills in magic to come to a gentle stop just over the ground*

*while stephenado the deadpool re-spawns only to be crushed by andrilza's jetpack...."great another spawn rape"

"still slowly dying down here..."

“Damn it!”

*Andrilza flies straight ahead for the cliff, swirling in the air, and meets the wall as hard as a rock. Even though he now was really hurt, the jetpack was still completely out of control. He was dragged down from the stonewall at high speed, and tried to make his mind clear… quickly, Andrilza turns on his rayshield that covers his body as a ball, so the fall pretty much softened*

*Lying now on the ground, all beaten up, he recharges himself with energy that he drains from the multicapable plasmagun. After modifying the remains of the jetpack, he made it possible so he could fly again, now faster, but at shorter distances. After the impression GD gave him, Andrilza knew he wasn’t safe for long. So he turned on the jetpack, flew a little distance up in the air under the cliff, and turned the gun into a plasma grapple. He used the gun to grapple to the cliff and he was up in no seconds. The heavy battlefield turned out in front of his eyes, but he knew he would do better here than in a thick forest with a guy like GD*

*Respawns next to Paranoid*

Vorthon noticed a rather unpleasant smell, and looked down, only to see Paranoid lying
in a pool of his own blood.

"Y'know, it's not my fault you're in this mess. You really should have thought about how
likely it was that the alien whose body parts you tried to steal had the same biochemistry
as you. The way I see it, you can let me kill you so you can respawn, or,
I can have you turned into a nanotech cyborg. So, which will it be?"

*suddenly I've respawned with a vengeance I take a cab to the airport board a plane hijack it and fly to Jamaica where I vacation