"Seriously, ladies, where have you been? The supervillain's lair always has some kind of bizarre poorly-defended backdoor vulnerability. I'm not sure but I think it's a union rule or something!"
This being SA, I'm expecting there to be some kind of defence on that entrance that isn't in the game, just to screw up Pip's life.
Meanwhile, his life is pretty screwed up anyway. He's getting frenchied by a monocular walking brain and I think that's enough to put him off physical contact for life. I also wonder if Trinity has been telling her boss things about him just to make her act in a way that makes him feel worse. Some girls can just tell creeps from a mile away!