Fear the BoSM!

That is, the Brotherhood of Steel Mice!

Don't laugh, a small creature in power armour with a minigun is just as dangerous. However, right now, I suspect that Pip will be so annoyed that he'll just shout at poor little mini-Danse and verbally take out his considerable frustration on the entirely-uncomprehending soldier.

"I AM A BIOTIC GOD!"

Pushes the Volus over

A actual pygmy! 0___0

Size is deceiving in terms of power. Probably rip your head off Pip. You'd be better just to lay down and wait for the various factions to kill themselves trying to kill you. Of course if they have a brain cell in those mutated noggins then basically they could band together to kill Pip and the act could bring unity to Europe that had not been seen since Britain falling out of the European Commonwealth in 2060.

Don't forget the opinion of the dwarves of Discworld. Yes, they're short, but that just means their teeth and fists are all that much closer to soft, vulnerable, easily mangled tissue.

vevans0009 wrote:A actual pygmy! 0___0

A Guinea Pygmy?