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Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!?

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1 Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Wed May 02, 2012 9:06 am


Okay, firstly it's clear that Jack shares my attitude towards the British government's unemployment support system. Yeah, it's worth a shot but don't expect too much (I've never got a permanent job through the Job Centres myself). Secondly... WTF?!? Hilary unemployed? How is that even possible? At the very least she's got a known fall-back career that should be pretty-much recession-proof so long as she has little self-esteem!

So, could it be that Pip and Hilary are about to go on a crazy adventure through the bowels of the British state bureaucracy?

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2 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Wed May 02, 2012 9:12 am

what is bunny whore doing there. that is not the place to go looking for her type of pay check

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3 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Wed May 02, 2012 9:40 am

You know, Hillary has never seen Pip, or even heard his name. Art told her "a friend" found those dirty pictures, but a far as she knows they're strangers.

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4 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Wed May 02, 2012 9:47 am

This will be an interesting turn of events.

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5 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Wed May 02, 2012 11:05 am

Black Mantha wrote:You know, Hillary has never seen Pip, or even heard his name. Art told her "a friend" found those dirty pictures, but a far as she knows they're strangers.
The thing is that Pip knows her; he has probably got tens of gigabytes of image files that have familiarised him with every square centimeter of her body. Now, consider this: would you be able to keep your cool in this scenario? Very Happy



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6 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Wed May 02, 2012 11:22 am

I predict that this is going to be an interesting story arc. Very Happy

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7 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Wed May 02, 2012 11:41 am

I had to come in here and check who that was Embarassed . I initially thought it was Fern (#256) for some reason.

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8 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Wed May 02, 2012 12:37 pm

HHHIIILLLLAAARRRYYY!?!?! What the hell is she doing there!?! She got fired!?! This is insane!!! Shocked Well I did wondered when we will see her again but, I never expected to see her become unemployed and right next to Pip!!! pale

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9 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Wed May 02, 2012 1:24 pm

I predict Pip and Hilary will start a 'business'of some kind

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10 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Wed May 02, 2012 3:13 pm

!!!
Heh...
Hehehehe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
MOOHOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAR!!!!
Oh this is delicious, as somebody who had to waste more than enough time in that purgatory known as job centre, I can say that nobody deserves that horror of boredom and humilliation more than Hillary.
See ya in the unemployment aid line, c*nt!

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11 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Wed May 02, 2012 4:55 pm

Well, I may not have experience with the British system, but I remember going to this place called "LaborReady" when I was desperate. Ugh, never again. Had to show up a around 4 or 5am just to have hope. And, of course, what you get is stuff fit for the dregs of society. Anyhow, let the shipping begin!

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12 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Wed May 02, 2012 7:30 pm

Ah, Hilary. The Slut from Hell that we all love to hate (hate to love?). It would seem that Ann Winters has down-sized it's "Bitchy Bunny" department.

That, or her "image conscious emplorers" may have finally discovered her...ah...love of cucumbers Laughing



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13 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Wed May 02, 2012 7:30 pm

Is it just me or does Hilary looks more human than she usually does? Question

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14 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Wed May 02, 2012 10:19 pm

I really hope Jack has built up a story around this. Explanations of how Hilary ended up here, (her past coming out sounds like the easiest explanation and I'd guess lifestyle ate up the rest), and let's not forget the momentary sheer pleasure Kat will get out to this...when/if she finds out.

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15 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Thu May 03, 2012 6:19 am

wolfman-al wrote:!!!
I can say that nobody deserves that horror of boredom and humilliation more than Hillary.
See ya in the unemployment aid line, c*nt!

I'd say Pip is far more deserving, and of far worse.
Hilary's a mega bitch, but she's never (to the best of my knowledge) dabbled in slave trading, unlike Pip.

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16 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Thu May 03, 2012 11:11 am

electricv01 wrote:Is it just me or does Hilary looks more human than she usually does? Question
Yeah, I was thinking that too. I almost didn't recognize her untill I saw the ears

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17 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Thu May 03, 2012 1:50 pm

BenRG wrote:WTF?!? Hilary unemployed? How is that even possible?
Obviously didn't make enough cucumber videos.

And yes, the job center is absolutely balls. I've never got a job through their services at all, only through doing my own individual job searches. I don't see myself getting one unless I create my own work. Time to dust Adobe Premiere Pro and that BA off and get back out there.

DarkAngel wrote:Ah, Hilary. The Slut from Hell that we all love to hate (hate to love?). It would seem that Ann Winters has down-sized it's "Bitchy Bunny" department.

That, or her "image conscious emplorers" may have finally discovered her...ah...love of cucumbers Laughing
I presume you know Ann Winters is based on Ann Summers, a store which sells sex toys. I doubt they'd be upset if their employees were diddling on their own time. The general public arn't likely to know what work she does unless she told everyone.

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18 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Thu May 03, 2012 5:05 pm

I presume you know Ann Winters is based on Ann Summers, a store which sells sex toys. I doubt they'd be upset if their employees were diddling on their own time. The general public arn't likely to know what work she does unless she told everyone.


Whatever the name is based on, Ann Winters is the lingerie company Hiliary works (or worked) for in strips 165 - 178, & apparently it is an issue seeing as Art was able to blackmail her with those photos Wink

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19 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Fri May 04, 2012 7:15 am

DarkAngel wrote:
I presume you know Ann Winters is based on Ann Summers, a store which sells sex toys. I doubt they'd be upset if their employees were diddling on their own time. The general public arn't likely to know what work she does unless she told everyone.


Whatever the name is based on, Ann Winters is the lingerie company Hiliary works (or worked) for in strips 165 - 178, & apparently it is an issue seeing as Art was able to blackmail her with those photos Wink

http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=177

Yep. And they started selling sex toys recently. Probably because women like to wear bras while they play with pastic rods.

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20 Re: Job Centre Blues... HILARY?!? on Fri May 04, 2012 8:48 am

I feel a little sorry (only a little sorry) for Hilary. Yeah, she's not the nicest of people, but to have your job taken away for something you did in the past (if that's what happened), kinda sucks. Still, it could just be a matter of karma. Of course the two people with the least amount of ethics teaming up has all sorts of potential.

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