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76 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:53 pm

Well, she was originally going to jump over a spoon, but then she ran away with the fork.

Why do our fun bits sag as we get older?

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77 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:44 pm

The awesome runs out around middle age.

Why aren't they going to the moon anymore?

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78 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:25 pm

because they couldn't find any more cows to jump over it.

Why does The Enterprise not have a backup warp core?

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79 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:50 am

Because that would detract from the sense of urgency felt by the viewers during life threatening situations, of course.

Why did you email that NSFW picture to your grandma!?

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80 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:46 pm

She's the only one I know with the same taste in porn.

How many cups of sugar would it take to reach Mars?

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81 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:57 am

Ask the cow.

What's the best use for a chainsaw?

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82 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:03 am

To eat your homework.

Why is the report late?

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83 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:41 am

Report? What report? I don't know about any reports!

Why are you eating sh*t?

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84 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:21 pm

Because the chainsaw is full.

Why is my chainsaw anorexic?

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85 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:36 am

Because she's not eating your homework.

Why are you green?

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86 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:57 pm

I'm actually blue, but I died.

Why does my scotch taste funny?

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87 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:37 am

because its actually chlorophorm!

why is the dog sick, sticky, and missing patches of hair?

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88 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:55 pm

I decided to save him for later.

Why are there zombies on your lawn?

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89 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:03 pm

because this thread is no longer lame excuses just stupid questions

why did i make a fool of my self celebrating the green bay loss to san fran? (bears fan here)

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90 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:58 pm

Because I did not hypnotise you, and you're not a closet sadist anymore *snap*

Okey, who glued my eyelids shut?

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91 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:48 pm

Muhaha! And thus my grand evil plan begins!

Who stole my death ray? I can't conquer the world with it!

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92 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:11 pm

Riikano-Alinaris wrote:Muhaha! And thus my grand evil plan begins!

Who stole my death ray? I can't conquer the world with it!

DEATH ray.... oh.. I though you said DEBT ray, I wanted to get rid of mine.

Why is it a pair of panties but only one bra?

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93 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:53 pm

'cause you're an amazon with three legs Very Happy

By the way, don't touch the laser anymoZOT!


Ehm...

Can someone please recollect my ashes and try to repatch me together?

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94 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:20 pm

Let the janitor fix it.

How on earth did you get that laser past the security?

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95 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:50 pm

I told them I was a Maya and had to end the world.
They let me pass.

Why is my keyboard flying around the house?

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96 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:53 pm

Because it's faster than driving.

Why are Creepers such @$$holes?

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97 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:18 pm

Because Notch screwed up the programming on a pig.

What is the meaning of life?

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98 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:43 pm

Bacon.

Who cancelled the Apocalypse (and I spent all that money on those spiked shoulderpads too)?

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99 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:40 pm

god did to laugh at all the miserable pathetic people who did not learn the first time that "no man shall know the hour or day of it's coming not even the son but only the father"

why has society become so overtly sexually perverted. (especially japan)

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100 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:25 pm

Because everybody loves boobs.

Why is the cake a lie?

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