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1 lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 4:11 am

RULES!!

what you do is come up with the best (or funniest/lamest) excuse you possibly can for what the person before you puts.

e.g. person before you puts, Where is your homework.
you put for example: sorry miss the dog ate it(sorry for incredible cheesiness)

THEN you put a question/accusation of the next person

make sense? no? TOUGH! pirat

ill start it off

why are you not wearing pants?

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2 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 3:43 pm

because Alucard stole them.

Where did that cake I baked earlier go?

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3 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 3:51 pm

i was playing portal when there was this huge sunburst it caused and interdementional rift that things throughout the house to spontaneously dematerialize. this included your cake, your purse, some jewelry, the car keys, the tv, the sterio, and all the wip cream.

did you even think before you did that?

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4 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 5:58 pm

What I did does not concern you.

Why did you steal the Mona Lisa?

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5 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 6:39 pm

To send it to Leonardo in 1500 so that he has a reference-picture. (lol)

Why is your hand there?

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6 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 7:13 pm

Sorry, I wasn't looking were my saw blade was spinning as I was carving my name in this rainbow diamond the size of a boulder...

But why couldn't you find Waldo?

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7 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 7:39 pm

because waldo is almost as good at hide and go seak as Usama Bin Laden was.

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8 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Wed May 11, 2011 7:39 pm

why did i forget to ask a question?

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9 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 12:26 am

because i threw a fridge at you

where's my car scratch

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10 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 6:12 am

In the lake. I needed to wash it.

Who stole the last cookie from the cookie jar?

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11 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 7:09 am

Jack sparrow. Then he put dirt in it.

Why is the rum gone?

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12 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 1:52 pm

The rum is always gone.

Who is John Galt?

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13 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 1:55 pm

why should anybody care?

What are you doing with that!? affraid

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14 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 7:19 pm

I Dont Know What Your Talking About Shocked

Is this question True? (paradox)

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15 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 10:01 pm

that question has an undefined answer. so it depends on what way one decideds to look at it.

why is this vase broken?

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16 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Thu May 12, 2011 11:36 pm

well you see, i ws chasing a butterfly and i tripped on a solid gold block of cheese and whilst superman was saving me from falling in a conviniently located pile of used syringes, the sound of his awesome knocked the earth off of its axis and due to this a freak storm brewed up and a monster raindrop came down and started to destroy tokyo. so turned into a ninja to defeat the monster raindrop and whilst i was doing this, a volcano in jakarta erupted due to my sheer ninja power, and the the sounds of a million scared indonesians put the earth back on its axis causing global warming to to accelerate immensely and thus causing the ross ice shelf to collapse and create a tidal wave that i stopped by building a giant wall between antarctica and the reat of the world...however this wall was made of the vase's pedestal, and without a pedestal the vase fell over and shattered.
(^^^^thats an appropriate lenghth excuse Cool ^^^^)


Now why was i chasing a butterfly in the first place?

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17 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri May 13, 2011 4:29 am

The butterfly was responsible for the disaster in Japan.

Has this become a game of answering questions or excusing yourself from accusations?

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18 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri May 13, 2011 5:01 am

Why not both? Cause both are valid awnsers. Look there they are in the valid awnser box.

Why nyancat?

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19 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri May 13, 2011 7:49 am

because nyancat is what brings happiness to all the good girls and boys Smile

now why did you sniff my hair you freak Wink



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20 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri May 13, 2011 2:03 pm

...well it smelled...good?

why is that even in there!?

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21 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri May 13, 2011 2:54 pm

Sorry I sneezed. I was making a ham and cheese sandwich and pepper went in my nose.

Why did you throw the pepper at me anyway?



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22 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri May 13, 2011 3:33 pm

i was trying to quickly throw some of the salt you just spilled over your shoulder but in the heat of the moment i grabbed the pepper.

why did you spill the salt in the first place?

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23 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Fri May 13, 2011 5:35 pm

well...here's how it started, firstly i was walking down the main street minding my own buisness when BAM some lightpole mugs me and takes my pig in a blanket, i was not pleased so i chased the pole down the street to get my sausage back(pig in a blanket=sausage in bread) and whilst chasing him i noticed that the jewelerry store across the street was having a sale, i couldnt resist so i went in and bought a gaint dinosaur made of gold. the dinosaur unfortunately had gastro, so halfway home he threw up a mighty mix of rubies and silver coins. this attracted the local hobo's to our location who in turn attracted the salvo's who with thier all mighty salvation army kidnapped me and put me in a bag of cats...now im allergic to cats and when placed near them i tend to turn green and grow 2 stories high and gain rippling muscles(i turn into the hulk pretty much) and i went on a rampage and destroyed the convinienty placed pile of cardboard boxes, the salvo's saw this and fired on me with thier giving nature which blew me back onto the main street i then took off my sunnies and said "well you could say...they give too much" and the sound of my awesome knocked over every shop in the street. the butcher down the street tried to throw meat cleavers at me and one of them accidentally hit the salt shaker Sad sorry bout that...

p.s the salvo's are amazing and no offense was intended Smile

so why did you fart in the car? dont you know it turns into a gas chamber and suffocates everyone within?

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24 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue May 24, 2011 3:07 pm

I am uncomfortable with groups of people ><

Why there is no spoon?

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25 Re: lets play a game, its called lame excuse on Tue May 24, 2011 5:20 pm

Reese changed her last name.

Why are you naked?

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