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How the heck did THAT thing fit into a little Kinder egg shell? And, if it was disassembled inside, how did she manage to complete it in her throat???  

HSishi wrote:
How the heck did THAT thing fit into a little Kinder egg shell? And, if it was disassembled inside, how did she manage to complete it in her throat???  

Let's just leave it at this...JJ's following Harry Potter logic...not that that's a bad thing, really.

I can't help but feel that - judging from his overall attitude - Art's gotten used to this sort of thing.

...Wait. Where's the plastic shell the toy was supposed to come in?

Sometimes the shell halves are parts of the finished toy.

Well......uhm.....good job for the both of you.  

Poor girl's been choking on that silly little boat for 2 weeks and Art just now decides she might need some help!?

Heimlich Art, Heimlich!

For two reasons.
1st, unlike whacking on the back, it actually works.
2nd, Valid and unimpeachable skwirl hugz.

HSishi wrote:
How the heck did THAT thing fit into a little Kinder egg shell? And, if it was disassembled inside, how did she manage to complete it in her throat???  

Ever see Twin Peaks?  

Literally only Scarlet could actually do that.   The laws of physics, reality and logic all get off the bus when she's around!

I wanna see her face when she goes to the toilet and before she flushes she finds out that the boat also came with a little sailor.   

I seriously encouarge her to not keep the sailor.  

This isn't the first time Scarlet's managed to injure herself with a chocolate egg. Between this and the infamous candy cane incident, I think it'd be in everyone's best interest to keep the holiday candies out of her reach.

bored... wrote:This isn't the first time Scarlet's managed to injure herself with a chocolate egg. Between this and the infamous candy cane incident, I think it'd be in everyone's best interest to keep the holiday candies out of her reach.

whatever you say, Mr. Whiplash.

I've just seen JJ's latest strip. It expresses his views on the new Spider-Man movie. Now while I thought he was extremely wrong about Captain America: The Winter Soldier (seriously, it was one of the greatest comic book movies I've ever seen in my life. I consider what he said about it to be borderline sacrilege), I admit that he is right with a lot of things on The Amazing Spider-Man 2. while I did like it, the flaws are impossible to ignore. I personally thought that it's biggest downfall was the inconsistency of the story, especially when it was around the middle act. All in all, it faced the same problems that Iron Man 2 faced (though villain-wise, the focus was mainly on Electro): starts out well, fumbles in the middle, but picks up again by the end. is it horrible?....eeeeehh, no but I wouldn't call it great.

"..."
"I got a boat!"

Hahahaha!!!
GADS, JJ is the master of comedy...

"Yeah, I was choking, but look, toy!!"