Don't drink the water

My prediction? Kat ends up drinking the jacuzzi water, gets dumbed down by it and we next see her just enjoying herself in the a bikini or something.

My question is... what the hell is defence?

cenaris wrote:

My prediction? Kat ends up drinking the jacuzzi water, gets dumbed down by it and we next see her just enjoying herself in the a bikini or something.

Kat + bikini?

Well, now I think I can tolerate what's happening.

GIMME SOME!

Hear that Jack? The fans want some fanservice.

I think the next time we see Kat she'll be sitting on muscle dude's shoulders going "Woohoo!" Whether she'll end up topless at some point is still up in the air.

Well, I fear the worst. Bimbo Kat.

*Loads shotgun*

't Was nice knowing you Kat.

My guess is that the chicken guy saw the aliens when they got to earth, so they put him on the reality show to keep him from blowing the whistle. That also means that the big meathead guy could be some military commander or something. Or just a big meathead.

Prediction Time! Kat gets dumbed down, and begins coming on to Art in increasingly tempting manners. Art, being the upstanding gentleman he is, knows Kat isn't herself, and is forced to resist through force of will and many cold showers.

Okay it's official I didn't hate the aliens because of their hole Crappy TV invasion but if theyre planing to make us like the arrogants sons of a b*****s incults like the jersey shores it's official THEY ARE AND SHALL BE FOREVER MY ENEMIES. I don't care if Kat becomes promiscuous I prefer to call the vets or Kevorkian o whoever to put her down.

Quoting a great bald man:
Not again! The line MUST BE DRAWN HERE! THIS FAR! NO FARTHER!
and I~~ WILL MAKE THEM PAY for what they have done!

cenaris wrote:Hear that Jack? The fans want some fanservice.

Speak for youserlf pal: I WANT THE ALIENS HEAD ON A SILVER PLATE .

Actually I'm kidding .

Any kind of plate will do .

Retsof wrote:Prediction Time!  Kat gets dumbed down, and begins coming on to Art in increasingly tempting manners.  Art, being the upstanding gentleman he is, knows Kat isn't herself, and is forced to resist through force of will and many cold showers.

Ganthan wrote:I think the next time we see Kat she'll be sitting on muscle dude's shoulders going "Woohoo!" Whether she'll end up topless at some point is still up in the air.

waffllecat wrote:My guess is that the chicken guy saw the aliens when they got to earth, so they put him on the reality show to keep him from blowing the whistle. That also means that the big meathead guy could be some military commander or something. Or just a big meathead.

THIS. ALL OF THIS. This is exactly what I was thinking!

Or if we're lucky, Kat doesn't accidentally drink the water and the idiot just ends up getting scratched and clawed. Then they might figure out a way to get the aliens to drink the water!

I agree with Cenaris that a full-body dunk might have some kind of weird effect on Kat.  I wonder if she'll act a bit like Hillary whilst under the influence?

Now, here's a thought: Are they deliberately dumbing down people who would be important to preparing humankind to resist an invasion? If so, why do so in such a weird way? Introduce the toxin into the general urban water supply and you'd get a better than 90% take-down rate.  I think that this might be another proof that the aliens aren't necessarily malicious, just incredibly weird in how they make reality TV.

BenRG wrote:I agree with Cenaris that a full-body dunk might have some kind of weird effect on Kat.  I wonder if she'll act a bit like Hillary whilst under the influence?

Now, here's a thought: Are they deliberately dumbing down people who would be important to preparing humankind to resist an invasion? If so, why do so in such a weird way? Introduce the toxin into the general urban water supply and you'd get a better than 90% take-down rate.  I think that this might be another proof that the aliens aren't necessarily malicious, just incredibly weird in how they make reality TV.

I imagine she'll act like a drunk spring breaker, wearing a bikini and bouncing a beach ball around the jacuzzi. She'll probably make out out with someone.

Alien invaders/shadow groups arn't really known for their careful planning. Maybe they have an inbuilt need to create a massive easily foiled hole in their plans? Maybe they somehow don't have the resources to dump limitless metric tonnes of dumb-down-juice in the world's oceans? Maybe they just want to see Kat scantily clad wearing next to nothing and probably bonk someone on night vision camera (as is what happens in every season of Big Brother/insert house based reality TV show)? what a bunch of pervy horn-dogs!

This is all starting to get very hypodermic needle theory/soft power.

Or maybe this will happen?

cenaris wrote: Maybe they just want to see Kat scantily clad wearing next to nothing

Wait, what, I'm an alien too?

Fanservice sense...tingling...

Maybe a bit overdue for some Kat Fan Service.

When was the last? Strip #4?

DavidGreen wrote:Maybe a bit overdue for some Kat Fan Service.

When was the last? Strip #4?

The last I remember was a winter one, when Art faced the kids with snowballs. Leonard was cold and Kat warmed him with a hot bath.

cenaris wrote:Or maybe this will happen?

Unless what they put in the water mixes well with Bromine, and given a cat's usual reaction to immersion, I'm betting on that... 

SPRoss wrote:

cenaris wrote:Or maybe this will happen?

Unless what they put in the water mixes well with Bromine, and given a cat's usual reaction to immersion, I'm betting on that... 

Or unless someone dropped milkshake in the water

OH MY GOD!!! I BET THE FRIDGE IS FULL OF DIET SODA!!! 

SPRoss wrote:OH MY GOD!!! I BET THE FRIDGE IS FULL OF DIET SODA!!! 

NnnnnnnnNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!

I'm pretty sure it's not something that would take effect immediately (that'd be too suspicious). Most likely, it'd require repeated exposure to do any lasting damage, and any effects it does have right away would be barely noticeable and probably only temporary.

You're probably right about the water, we hope. However, Kat and soda are dangerous together, and with the folks on THIS show, that fridge probably has nothing but mineral water and diet soda.

Riikano-Alinaris wrote:

SPRoss wrote:OH MY GOD!!! I BET THE FRIDGE IS FULL OF DIET SODA!!! 

NnnnnnnnNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!

better then parsley soda  

SPRoss wrote:You're probably right about the water, we hope. However, Kat and soda are dangerous together, and with the folks on THIS show, that fridge probably has nothing but mineral water and diet soda.

Or booze. Cause to the average reality tv fan, the most entertaining kind of idiot is a drunken idiot.