Bok Bok Bok Bok Baaaawk!

Take heart, Art! This is no time to chicken out!
Hot tub on the balcony? Could get breezy...

Don't believe her, Art! He always talks like that! It's a dastardly plot to see if humans would be suspicious of a surgically-altered chicken in their midst!

OH MY GOD! IF YOU CAN'T FIND AN EXIT MAKE ONE THROW A WALL DOWN, BLOW UP THE ROOFTOP, JUMP FROM A BALCONY, I DON'T CARE JUST GET OUT OF THERE!!

Otherwise you're gonna either kill yourself or you're IQ is gonna drop down like a rock and for the end of the week you are gonna think that seawater is salty because whale sperm.

This shit is killing me!!! Make these alien intruders stop creating lame and idiotic game themes and rules!!!

I presume Hilary isn't one of the contestants and organises a cucumber themed challenge?

cenaris wrote:I presume Hilary isn't one of the contestants and organises a cucumber themed challenge?

Hilary is dead, cenaris. She was never alive.

Zid wrote:OH MY GOD! IF YOU CAN'T FIND AN EXIT MAKE ONE THROW A WALL DOWN, BLOW UP THE ROOFTOP, JUMP FROM A BALCONY, I DON'T CARE JUST GET OUT OF THERE!!

Otherwise you're gonna either kill yourself or you're IQ is gonna drop down like a rock and for the end of the week you are gonna think that seawater is salty because whale sperm.

Kat: "Ok, Art! You take one side of Pip, I'll take the other. He's GOTTA BE BIG ENOUGH TO GET US THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!

Art: "...I'm in hell."

not_cenaris wrote:

cenaris wrote:I presume Hilary isn't one of the contestants and organises a cucumber themed challenge?

Hilary is dead, cenaris. She was never alive.

...huh? Is she really Kat's split personality?

This does bring something to mind that was touched upon in last strip's thread:
This is a TV show, so a lot of people are going to see it. Perhaps including everyone's (least) favorite BitchBunny.

So what one must wonder is: What would be Hilary's reaction be to the fact that Kat is on television...and she isn't.

For most people: Nothing. But most people aren't jealous psychopaths.

If the group went and killed all the brain dead contestants and used their bodies to cushion the impact of the fall from the top story, would the world be any poorer?

rabbitmaskedman wrote:If the group went and killed all the brain dead contestants and used their bodies to cushion the impact of the fall from the top story, would the world be any poorer?

The aliens might thank them: Hotel Orwell never had better ratings than "The Night of the House-mate Massacre".

if i was them i would act completely boring playing solitaire all day or in their case they can play bridge or rummy. and ignore all the rules sitting around in one spot all day till they get kicked out easy as that

indrejue wrote:if i was them i would act completely boring playing solitaire all day or in their case they can play bridge or rummy. and ignore all the rules sitting around in one spot all day till they get kicked out easy as that

Just remember 'Bad Wolf'. Getting 'kicked out' may be a fate far, far worse then death.

The Eldak, after all, are recruiting!

Oh, the horror, THE HORROR!
Now I understand how Janet and Brad felt when they arrived at the manor during a rainy night, searching for a telephone...

I think JJ is going to have FUN with this arc. XD

As long as he throws sh*t to one of the most pointless, mindless, useless, depressive tv programs on Earth, I'm with him.
Even if watching this arc causes shivers of pain running down my spine.