Are those capes fireproof?

Mmmmm............ So technically is a volcano with a religiously induced coma?

"It takes a lot of prayer...

*put glasses on*

...to keep a volcano quiet!"

Yyeeeeeaaaaah!



Sorry, but Horatio Caine suddenly came to my mind, and now I can't read that last line in a different way!
Hopefully now it will be the same for you.

No, what came to mind was how picky some volcano gods can be. You see, most volcano gods are voracious meat eaters, and demand human sacrifices be tossed into the caldera every so often. You can, however, get the odd one with a sensitive stomach, who demand sacrifices of whole grain and fruits. Your respectful deity help you should you give cheese to a lactose-intolerant volcano god, let me tell you.