Okay, that was just uncalled for. So he's becoming more and more like Michael Bay in every movie but that isn't any reason to treat him like he isn't listening!
Seriously, if this is a technical question, they need to involve the Quads. They're child-like but have surges of absolute brilliance that not only solve insoluable problems but solve problems you never knew ever existed in the first place!
I, personally, recommend selling the active chemical on the glasses as a 'miracle TV screen cleaner'. If it's physical rather than chemical, maybe as a 'anti-static dust coating' for TV screens. If Pip can create a positive buzz about it on eBuy, then everyone will want it! Such is the power of the Internet that people will want it even if they don't understand why.