For my part, I'll always remember Piers Morgan for his running faked pictures of British soldiers abusing Iraqis in the Daily Mirror, and the riots and posioned mistrust provoked by his shameless mendacity.
Piers Morgan is more than just a tawdry tabloid-peddler. People are dead because of him.
What I think would be funny is if the Creepazoids didn't even realize themselves that they were Creeps. And some point, one of them would be wearing the glasses, look into a mirror, and suddenly scream "Holy Shit!"