Pepper Spray Pip

Just in case anyone had any reason to doubt it, Pip lacks any real survival instinct. I mean, Hilary told him what is coming and did he listen? As The Godfather once put it - Some people are just too stupid to live.

It's Pip, obviously he's going to be curious.

He obviously has an immunity to pepper spray. I don't think this is his first rodeo.

I'm not sure if pip wears glasses or goggles, they seem to go all the way around his head. If they're goggles, he's safe. Also penguins have something called a nictitating membrane - a sort of "second eyelid" that protects their eyes when underwater - that could probably stop the affects of pepper spray.

zombiepancakes wrote:I'm not sure if pip wears glasses or goggles, they seem to go all the way around his head. If they're goggles, he's safe.

Yeah, because getting the stuff into your nose and possibly inhaling it doesn't have any adverse effects - you might want to don full scuba gear before trying something like that...

np: Porter Ricks - Port Of Call (Biokinetics)

since birds are imune to capsaicin I am sure Pip will be fine.

If it really is pepper spray.

Smooth, Pip, real smooth.

arminman wrote:since birds are imune to capsaicin I am sure Pip will be fine.

If it really is pepper spray.

I wonder if pepper spray contains combusible propellants, like hairspray and deo...
If so, I'm sure Hillary can find a way to overcome that immunity.


Re. Specific cucumber purchase:
Gotta admit though, that is the sort of question I'd have to ask as well.

Wow, Hilary comes prepared when dealing with creeps. Sorry about that Pip but seriously, I think he will be fine from the spray since he has huge glasses and those natural, trusty penguin second eyelids of his.

Can't really blame Hilary. Wouldn't you find it creepy having a male stranger sitting beside you suddenly start talking about a porn star alter ego you'd rather see die away and said alter ego's apparent fascination for cucumbers?

I doubt Hilary knew or cared where the cucumbers came from. She was paid to show off her body in less than appropriate ways, not shop for vegetables to use as props.

EmfinnFZ wrote:Smooth, Pip, real smooth.

arminman wrote:since birds are imune to capsaicin I am sure Pip will be fine.

If it really is pepper spray.

I wonder if pepper spray contains combusible propellants, like hairspray and deo...
If so, I'm sure Hillary can find a way to overcome that immunity.

Some types do; Mythbusters tested it once to see if using combine pepper spray and a taser on someone can set them ablaze. If I recall correctly, yes you can, but you need an awful lot of the stuff.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm still waiting for Scarlet & Hilary to meet. Don't ask me why, but I think that such an encounter would likely result in Scarlet being an inadvertent instrument of divine retribution.

Y'know like Hilary ending up across the galaxy on a lightspeed lawnmower with a perpetual-motion Slanky riding shotgun, that sort of thing

DarkAngel wrote:Y'know like Hilary ending up across the galaxy on a lightspeed lawnmower with a perpetual-motion Slanky riding shotgun, that sort of thing

I think that's more the plot of the first strip of a sci-fi spin-off on Aspara: "Porn Bunnies in Space".

Oh, Kat's gonna love this bit of news, knowing her nemesis is back in line. Wasn't Hillary some kind of banking exec, in the mortgage department even? All the more sweet if so...

What does she think that's gonna do? He's wearing glasses. Thick ass muthas to boot.

Moonman wrote:What does she think that's gonna do? He's wearing glasses. Thick ass muthas to boot.

This is Hilary. Evil, Bitchy, possibly insane... But still reasonably smart and resourceful.
I'm seeing pip with the canister wedged sideways in his craw, while Hilary lines up an almighty swipe with one of her her (no doubt high and very pointy) heels.

BenRG wrote:I think that's more the plot of the first strip of a sci-fi spin-off on Aspara: "Porn Bunnies in Space".

...I would totally buy that if JJ were to draw it.

JJ...please draw it.

and this is how pip winds up making money buy directing a porno starting hilary...... yes it is a long shot but pip has his ways lol

DarkAngel wrote:

BenRG wrote:I think that's more the plot of the first strip of a sci-fi spin-off on Aspara: "Porn Bunnies in Space".

...I would totally buy that if JJ were to draw it.

JJ...please draw it.

erm, I think he already did.. sans Hilary and with more tentacles, but close enough.