D'oh! The Humanity!

Oh noes! What will Pip do now! Being a 'trader' (snigger) on eBuy was practically the only thing supporting huis self-image and self esteem! Expect manic depressive symptoms as well as a frantic attempt to re-invent himself in a strip not too far into the future!

So... What alternative jobs could Pip do?

• Land of Lorecraft Personal Trainer;
  
• Freelance Super-Spy (snigger);
  
• Professional Street/Doorstep Marketing (handing out leaflets);
  And, of course...
  
• Indefinate vacation to 'recharge his batteries' (unemployment).

Stop being a wuss Pip. Get out there and find a more productive and "healthier" type of job. Learn the true value of a British pound, dude.

Or simply start another account with different credentials and bank account info... It may be as simple as a goof or someone turfed him.

Bah, he had it coming. Goddamn slave-trader. Pretty sure that selling sentients (Even marginal cases like Scarlet) is going to be frowned upon by any online auction house these days.

"turfed"?

I'll bet this has something to do with that button.

Or he could try selling his lIver for profit again

He could try selling on the Silk Road