im going to be a daddy

what next?

He going to find out she's having an affair with the soda can restocker.

This sequence just keeps on getting more surreal. Hasn't it occured to Gary that there is something weird going on? Like how she hasn't said a word yet?

Of course, maybe I'm being too organic about this. Maybe she has spoken through the soft, happy hum of her cooling fan and the smooth flow of electrons through her control circuitry. To an Eldak, that might be a declaration of love! Or, she might be a Transformer, like the Mountain Dew machine in the first Michael Bay-directed noise-fest.

Somehow I have a nagging feeling that Gary isn't in any way, shape or form ready to become a dad just yet...

np: Pop Will Eat Itself - Nosebleeder Turbo TV (New Noise Designed By A Sadist)

Oh boy. I have a bad feeling that this is going to get worse.