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1He`s got a gun. Empty He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:06 am

Xenathos

Xenathos
He`s got a gun. SA_0664_small

Lol... Makes me wonder what JJ has in mind for 666...

2 more uploads to go for 666 (A)

https://www.youtube.com/user/XellXenathos

2He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:03 am

Pietja


My friend was working as a telemarketer. Always had a story or two to share when we went out for a beer. Ungrateful job.

And the girl is probably thinking "Damn. That guy won't need our insurance. Not anymore".

http://pietja8t8.deviantart.com/

3He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:41 am

Moonman

Moonman
Awesome idea is AWESOME!

4He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:47 am

Xenathos

Xenathos
Lol... the insurance is for doorstuff... he also uses a door to mimic a gun... I should try that o-o
And then make prankcalls with it >:3

https://www.youtube.com/user/XellXenathos

5He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:58 pm

Geek790


I am so doing this to the next telemarketer that calls my house.

6He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:38 pm

Anna-chan

Anna-chan
Lmao. Nice one, Pip! I should try that some time... Twisted Evil

7He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:19 pm

Retsof

Retsof
Hhehehe. Nice. On a completely different note: Dangit JJ! Why are you so good at drawing cute girls? for some strange reason I now want her to become a recuring charicter. Perhaps after she informs the authorities of what could have been a murder?

8He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:27 pm

Haventownsend

Haventownsend
I do this all the time.

Look up a guy named Tom Mabe he is a master at this stuff.

My personal favorite is pretending they called another telemarketeer. I do, not Mabe. and I try to sell them stuff.

Or "Craig's crematorium, they die, we fry. Who may I burn today?" with my ability to impersonate voices its almost uncanny.

http://midniterun.webs.com/

9He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:47 pm

Damien Darkside

Damien Darkside
Wow, another human. We don't see those very often!

10He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:24 am

Raptor2213


I've always wanted to do this, but to do it to work.

"Hi, this is <myname>, I won't be able to come into work today, I'm dead."
Fire off a gun, drop phone.

I just never hated any of my bosses enough to do it.

11He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:15 pm

Nikolai

Nikolai
Its funny, because Jolly Jack must have experimented with "The Sound Of Slamming Doors, Through The Phone", Because a door slamming does in fact sound like a gun going off over the phone.

http://nikolai-bartolf.deviantart.com/

12He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:00 pm

GothGuru

GothGuru
Damien Darkside wrote:Wow, another human. We don't see those very often!
I was a telemarketer once. I quit because I was too human to do it. tongue

13He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:20 pm

the good samaritan

the good samaritan
Nikolai wrote:Its funny, because Jolly Jack must have experimented with "The Sound Of Slamming Doors, Through The Phone", Because a door slamming does in fact sound like a gun going off over the phone.

I tried it right after I read this comic (and laughed until my stomach hurt). It totally does.

Just make sure you live on your own before you try it. Family members are not very understanding of slamming doors.

14He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:28 pm

Xenathos

Xenathos
the good samaritan wrote:
Nikolai wrote:Its funny, because Jolly Jack must have experimented with "The Sound Of Slamming Doors, Through The Phone", Because a door slamming does in fact sound like a gun going off over the phone.

I tried it right after I read this comic (and laughed until my stomach hurt). It totally does.

Just make sure you live on your own before you try it. Family members are not very understanding of slamming doors.

I`ll try it... sometime... Cause i`m not living on my own for quite some time... *atleast finnish this education for Nursing XD*

https://www.youtube.com/user/XellXenathos

15He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:45 pm

Nikolai

Nikolai
I kinda wonder what that girl did after that happened...?

http://nikolai-bartolf.deviantart.com/

16He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:56 pm

GothGuru

GothGuru
When a telemarketer quits their job, does an angel get their wings?
Here's another one.
"Hello, 911? I'm a telemarketer and CLICK! Hello?"

17He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:30 pm

Latrans

Latrans
"Happy Harry's House of Hard-Ons! How's it hanging and how can we fix it?"

18He`s got a gun. Empty Re: He`s got a gun. on Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:35 pm

CyberCorn Entropic

CyberCorn Entropic
Ah, yes. I remember one time when I laughed maniacally into the telephone upon answering it, then continued on soberly, as if I hadn't just laughed. While the telemarketer probably was taken aback, I don't think I discouraged him/her.

The most effective anti-telemarketer line I've ever used is a polite "Thank you for calling. How may we help you?" which implies the telemarketer has called a business (true in a way; I have a home-based business of sorts). That's thrown a lot of telemarketers for a loop because they're expecting to reach a home, not a business.

http://www.freewebs.com/roadstripe/index.htm

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