1. The Internetz LOVES cats.
2. If draw the attention of the Internetz onto you it might get VERY unconfortable for you, luckyly the Internetz has the attention span of a squirrel on crack. It will have its lulz with you, but sooner or later it will be distracted by something shiny or another poor idiot.
2.5 BUT if you do something that deeply displeases the Internetz, like mistreating cats on its watch, you are going to fry in a million hells!!!
I think that pretty much sums it up.