Uwe'Boll

... whose touch turns all to poo.

And with that Far Cry was never the same again...

"Make a blood sacrifice to Zaz'vezaz and his three brothers..."
Something tells me that Vanity's colleagues are not gonna be around much longer.

Either that or they will be around as faeces.

I still think that "Postal" was a great movie, entertaining value-wise.
You may say that it's poo, but heck, then I'll say that I find poo entertaining.

Fetid waters? That wave that blasted Kat & Vanity was, err... Sabba'Dez'Na's doing?

Not the first time we have seen this character.

holy crap! how did you catch that?!

cenaris wrote:... whose touch turns all to poo.

I'm thinking... no I'm hoping that this is some kind of mis-translation.

Damien Darkside wrote:Not the first time we have seen this character.

Good catch! If it weren't for the fact that we've seen Zaz'vezaz, I'd assume that this was the work of someone who had seen a stupid horror DVD and was having trouble differentiating movies from reality. However, having seen the dread Old One in question...

Well, I have to say that it would be a good idea if they had a remote control for Jack's laser satellite.

Awww, no love for Uwe...
I like him! The world just isn´t ready for his genius.


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Actually, I´m afraid of him since he is in the same country as I am. We all are! Help us world! FREE GERMANY FROM UWE BOLL!!!

Oh god, I think he is allready at my door... ITS TOO LATE FOR ME, SAVE YOURSEwhoöseghxwklhvhrevl

UWE'Boll, whose touch turns all to poo? VANITY, KAT, GTFO ASAP

SIGITS NIGHTMARE IS GOING TO COME TRUE--> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nolq5EPpOcA

Nice to see the daemonic entity naming conventions are still alive and kicking. You can't have a beastie from the netherhells with less than three parts to their name. It HAS to be virtually unpronounceable.

OOh, three beasties. Ghostbustin' time.

Ray, I think those proton packs are going to be needed.

I saw 2 minutes of alone in the dark once. I was turned to poo. I've only just recovered myself.

cenaris wrote:I saw 2 minutes of alone in the dark once. I was turned to poo. I've only just recovered myself.

I was dumb enough to watch the full thing.....and the sequel (yes. there actually was one).
My theory was that the original was so bad, a follow up could only be an improvement.

My theories should always be ignored.

jollyjack wrote:

cenaris wrote:I saw 2 minutes of alone in the dark once. I was turned to poo. I've only just recovered myself.

I was dumb enough to watch the full thing.....and the sequel (yes. there actually was one).
My theory was that the original was so bad, a follow up could only be an improvement.

My theories should always be ignored.

There was a sequel?







Let me gouge my eyes out now before it turns up on terrestrial TV during one of my late night channel skipping bouts.

You meanies.

Uwe Boll movies are great with two bottles of Johnnie Walker, ice, coke and few friends.

I did that with Bloodrayne and I had a blast. And a hungover in the morning.

cenaris wrote:

jollyjack wrote:

cenaris wrote:I saw 2 minutes of alone in the dark once. I was turned to poo. I've only just recovered myself.

I was dumb enough to watch the full thing.....and the sequel (yes. there actually was one).
My theory was that the original was so bad, a follow up could only be an improvement.

My theories should always be ignored.

There was a sequel?







Let me gouge my eyes out now before it turns up on terrestrial TV during one of my late night channel skipping bouts.

I'll help. *pulls out gardening trowel*

wait a second... if you're turned to poo, then what do you excrete?





someone had to ask it...

Simple. You poo out anti-matter.

BeDaOrLiSeAr wrote:wait a second... if you're turned to poo, then what do you excrete?

People.


Ouch...

BeDaOrLiSeAr wrote:holy crap! how did you catch that?!

I was reading the Arc thread then I came upon that comic after the spARTa comic.

cenaris wrote:Simple. You poo out anti-matter.

you better hope you don't touch it...











BOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BeDaOrLiSeAr wrote:

cenaris wrote:Simple. You poo out anti-matter.

you better hope you don't touch it...











BOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like to think touching antimatter makes you disintegrate.

cenaris wrote:

BeDaOrLiSeAr wrote:

cenaris wrote:Simple. You poo out anti-matter.

you better hope you don't touch it...











BOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like to think touching antimatter makes you disintegrate.

Theories are quite clear about it. It goes boom if it touches matter. And boom means disintegrating in a way XD

very loud, hot, big area of disintegration...

Uwe Boll Proof that you can bring people from all walks of life to stop a common mad man.