That's...not really how this game works...

Even an idiot like me can read the look on her face: "Give me what I want or no nookie for you."

Aw, Kat! Let Hilary have her fun! My view on RPGs (based on bitter personal experience) is that, when you start getting too picky about the rules then the fun rapidly gets leeched out!

"Yes Hillary, you can be a unicorn. But it also means you have to wear a cardboard tube duct taped to your forehead for the rest of the game." *for our amusement*

tarmaque wrote:"Yes Hillary, you can be a unicorn.  But it also means you have to wear a cardboard tube duct taped to your forehead for the rest of the game."  *for our amusement*

Nah! The bathroom plunger will do just fine...