STRAIGHT MAN!
He’s an unremarkable hero, /
In a world of insanity, /
No absurdity can ever faze him - what the f**k? /
Or withstand his incredulity, /
When the arc you’re reading gets WAY TOO WEIRD
And the outcome is unknown, /
He’ll say a deadpan thing at a silly time - That’s not how this works. /
And you’ll know you’re all alone, /
‘Cause he’s a STRAIGHT M- /
“Why are you still stealing the sofa? I’m looking right at you.”
STRAIGHT MAN! /
It’s not an orientation, /
Just means he’s part of a triple act /
Yeah, he’s STRAIGHT MAN! /
Artist by day and cosmic plaything...also by day /
Just never forget - WHAT are you doing? /
That’s he’s STRAIGHT MAN! /
STRAIGHT MAN! /
(fin chord)
All credit goes to the Door Monster Team.
He’s an unremarkable hero, /
In a world of insanity, /
No absurdity can ever faze him - what the f**k? /
Or withstand his incredulity, /
When the arc you’re reading gets WAY TOO WEIRD
And the outcome is unknown, /
He’ll say a deadpan thing at a silly time - That’s not how this works. /
And you’ll know you’re all alone, /
‘Cause he’s a STRAIGHT M- /
“Why are you still stealing the sofa? I’m looking right at you.”
STRAIGHT MAN! /
It’s not an orientation, /
Just means he’s part of a triple act /
Yeah, he’s STRAIGHT MAN! /
Artist by day and cosmic plaything...also by day /
Just never forget - WHAT are you doing? /
That’s he’s STRAIGHT MAN! /
STRAIGHT MAN! /
(fin chord)
All credit goes to the Door Monster Team.