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Wait till she finds out what kind of "business" he has been doing with her.

I'm kind of curious if the squirrels know about the shortcut as well?

Do we know how long Pip and Hilary "dated" for? Long enough for Pip to know this at least?

You dont think he delivers his stuff directly to her... oh man, poor Pip.

Pip must still have a obsession with her. 8I

Because, Kat, Pip is obsessed with Hilary for various unhealthy reasons. Because of that, he has collected and tabulated all sorts of information that may be useful in these circumstances!

mistandfog wrote:Do we know how long Pip and Hilary "dated" for?

I think that it's 'creepily stalked' rather than 'dated'.

Because the two were in a relationship (of sorts) for quite a while, Kat. Did you honestly expect him to forget about everything he learned about her like her phone number or address? He might have discovered her eBuy handle during their time together, but she wouldn't have learned his since his account was temporarily suspended at the time. He would have been quite interested in finding faster ways to get to her place back when he still believed he was getting some "personal attention" with her.

BenRG wrote:I think that it's 'creepily stalked' rather than 'dated'.

"Used", more like. After all, Hilary was the abuser in that "relationship". As far as we know, Pip's had no direct contact with her after she "broke up" with him.

CyberCorn Entropic wrote:Because the two were in a relationship (of sorts) for quite a while, Kat.  Did you honestly expect him to forget about everything he learned about her like her phone number or address?  He might have discovered her eBuy handle during their time together, but she wouldn't have learned his since his account was temporarily suspended at the time.  He would have been quite interested in finding faster ways to get to her place back when he still believed he was getting some "personal attention" with her.

BenRG wrote:I think that it's 'creepily stalked' rather than 'dated'.

"Used", more like.  After all, Hilary was the abuser in that "relationship".  As far as we know, Pip's had no direct contact with her after she "broke up" with him.

I doubt Pip cares if he got used or not. Personality aside, Hilary is hot, and Pip got some action with her.

If you are a loner with no hope of getting into a regular, meaningful relationship, would you care about why you got to be between the legs of a hot babe? Or just that you did?

Also, I think "Squirrel Science" should be the new "Magic" for explaining unexplainable things.

Silvador wrote:
I doubt Pip cares if he got used or not. Personality aside, Hilary is hot, and Pip got some action with her.

If you are a loner with no hope of getting into a regular, meaningful relationship, would you care about why you got to be between the legs of a hot babe? Or just that you did?

Yes, I do care. Which is part of why I don't date. Then again, I'm not Pip.

So it's quicker to get there...duh!