"Officer, I swear, I have no receipt because the store clerk ate it!"
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CyberCorn Entropic
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Silvador
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1 No Refunds Tue May 15, 2018 4:43 am
Silvador
"Officer, I swear, I have no receipt because the store clerk ate it!"
2 Re: No Refunds Tue May 15, 2018 6:43 am
SPRoss
Yeah, Pip... Stores going out of business tend not to do returns...
4 Re: No Refunds Tue May 15, 2018 1:38 pm
CyberCorn Entropic
The sad part is that the cashier isn't the one who's nuts. He's undoubtedly had to deal with a bunch of customers who can't get it through their thick skulls (or just plain refuse to accept) that a store going out of business can't accept returns. That he only ate the receipt shows remarkable restraint.
5 Re: No Refunds Tue May 15, 2018 2:27 pm
BenRG
"No, no refunds but we do have an exclusive exchange policy. We exchange your returned goods for a derisive laugh in the face!"
6 Re: No Refunds Thu May 17, 2018 5:46 pm
indrejue
There are other reasons for a receipt though. if you are buying for a business you need that precious receipt to take the business expense on your taxes.
7 Re: No Refunds Fri May 18, 2018 12:58 pm
Sirenemarie83
Why did he eat the receipt? It can't be good for him.
8 Re: No Refunds Fri May 18, 2018 10:47 pm
CyberCorn Entropic
He needed more roughage in his diet thanks to all those special snowflake customers demanding refunds giving him constipation.Sirenemarie83 wrote:Why did he eat the receipt? It can't be good for him.
9 Re: No Refunds Sat May 19, 2018 4:06 am
Sirenemarie83
But still? Eating the receipt? Isn't that a bit, I don't know, extreme?
10 Re: No Refunds Sat May 19, 2018 6:23 am
SPRoss
CyberCorn Entropic wrote:He needed more roughage in his diet thanks to all those special snowflake customers demanding refunds giving him constipation.Sirenemarie83 wrote:Why did he eat the receipt? It can't be good for him.
Don't forget everyone rushing to cash their gift certificates...
11 Re: No Refunds Sat May 19, 2018 2:06 pm
BenRG
Damn, I'm getting flashbacks to when Woolworths suddenly went bankrupt and collapsed a few years back. The local (superstore-sized) franchise was actually selling their shelves and fixtures because the company's debt burden was so huge. The liquidators literally were trying to recover money from everything!
So, yeah, gift certificates suddenly became worthless.
So, yeah, gift certificates suddenly became worthless.
13 Re: No Refunds Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:33 pm
Silvador
BenRG wrote:Damn, I'm getting flashbacks to when Woolworths suddenly went bankrupt and collapsed a few years back. The local (superstore-sized) franchise was actually selling their shelves and fixtures because the company's debt burden was so huge. The liquidators literally were trying to recover money from everything!
So, yeah, gift certificates suddenly became worthless.
"Everything must go! And we mean everything..."
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