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1 Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:54 am

Funny how Pip and the Centurion say about the same thing...

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2 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:23 am

I presume Hilary was crushed under that cart.

Kat's revenge is complete

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3 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:51 am

Heh, looks like Pip's trapped by the plumage. And that cart looks to be heavily laden.

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4 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:23 am

Wildman7316 wrote:Funny how Pip and the Centurion say about the same thing...
Yeah that's the idea.
I don't think I've laughed out loud at this many pages in a row for a long time.

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5 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:00 am

Is it sad that I only knew what the Centurion said because of Beavis & Butthead? ("It's Sterculius, Roman god of feces!")

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6 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:40 am

This is not good! Random items from different time periods are being transported to the SA gang's home!!! Shocked

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7 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:06 am

AND SO IT BEGINS. [\vorlon]

Seriously, this could get very bad very quickly. Worse, because it's a temporal anomaly it has already got very bad. affraid

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8 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:59 am

Oh that's Horrible Ben. Though to be honest I saw it coming. The timing couldn't have been better for it.

Hey Roman gear. That may sell a pretty penny. Once his account is not on hold Pip's in the money.

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9 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:17 pm

After I finished laughing my first thought is that Pip is about to start selling some genuine Roman gear on ebay.




Just as soon as he gets it off his feathers so he can get to his computer

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10 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:51 pm

Wildman7316 wrote:Funny how Pip and the Centurion say about the same thing...

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11 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:37 pm

Now whats on the cart?
Roman gold? Roman leginairs gear? Boxes withs sexy female germanic slave girls? I´m on the edge of my seat!

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12 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:20 pm

i still go back to the ark of the covenant theory

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13 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:22 pm

.....They had better fix it fast! Who knows what's next!? Or the next story plot could be inside the cart...

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14 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:45 pm

As soon as he finds a way to start selling this stuff over the net again. Pip will be back on point.

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15 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:04 pm

wolfman-al wrote:Now whats on the cart?
Roman gold? Roman legionnaires gear? Boxes with sexy female Germanic slave girls? I´m on the edge of my seat!

Paving slabs and gravel, for road-building.

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16 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:11 pm

EmfinnFZ wrote:
wolfman-al wrote:Now whats on the cart?
Roman gold? Roman legionnaires gear? Boxes with sexy female Germanic slave girls? I´m on the edge of my seat!

Paving slabs and gravel, for road-building.
Paving slabs and gravel are guarded by a cohort of legionairs? Doesn´t make sense.

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17 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:19 pm

wolfman-al wrote:
EmfinnFZ wrote:
wolfman-al wrote:Now whats on the cart?
Roman gold? Roman legionnaires gear? Boxes with sexy female Germanic slave girls? I´m on the edge of my seat!

Paving slabs and gravel, for road-building.
Paving slabs and gravel are guarded by a cohort of legionairs? Doesn´t make sense.

Unless they are GOLD paving slabs Very Happy

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18 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:44 pm

The cart contents could be menhirs which they took from Gaulish masons. Expect an upset Gaul (Obelix) to show up and attempt to claim them back only to find them missing.

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19 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:47 am

wolfman-al wrote:
EmfinnFZ wrote:
Paving slabs and gravel, for road-building.
Paving slabs and gravel are guarded by a cohort of legionnaires? Doesn´t make sense.

The Romans built the roads. The roads were often unwelcome. Generally road-building on the frontiers of the Roman Empire was a pretty well-guarded endeavor.

Or, hey, maybe it was simply a farm cart which the legionnaires were about to overtake.

But yeah, probably more plot to be had if we assume it is something a bit less mundane.

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20 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:21 am

I thought it was a cart with a tarp tied over the top if so...who know what is underneath....

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21 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:30 am

EmfinnFZ wrote:
wolfman-al wrote:
EmfinnFZ wrote:
Paving slabs and gravel, for road-building.
Paving slabs and gravel are guarded by a cohort of legionnaires? Doesn´t make sense.

The Romans built the roads. The roads were often unwelcome. Generally road-building on the frontiers of the Roman Empire was a pretty well-guarded endeavor.

Or, hey, maybe it was simply a farm cart which the legionnaires were about to overtake.

But yeah, probably more plot to be had if we assume it is something a bit less mundane.

Wasn't the roads that weren't welcome exactly, just the guys building them (quite a lot of the time that was the legionnaires themselves) and what they represented; specifically, domination by a foreign power. Also, road surfacing blocks were good stone and worth a pretty penny to any local lord/chief/king that wanted a stone manor house….

Still, Ark of the Covenant would be more interesting, if a little unlikely; as far as we know, the Romans were never 'officially' interested in the superstitions of their client nations enough to actually go and chase down legendary artefacts that probably don't exist.

Now, the DHD for the second Earth Stargate? That would be a win.

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22 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:52 am

I am thinking "exact location time displacement", so the cart is in the same place, just now in a different time.

Hopefully it's not the corpse of Constantius I, and if slave girls they would be Picts or Scots. However, while Roman minted gold or silver would be nice, explaining how you found it or why it (or any Roman items) are in mint condition could be problematic. Honestly, I don't think Jack wants to add any more characters to the cast so it's got to be something odd.

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23 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:28 am

Sylentknight wrote:It's got to be something odd.

Hillarious Lockius, the ancestor of Ms Hillary Locke, who can be issued a lifetime supply of hormonal birth control before being restored to her rightful place in the timeline?

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24 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:48 am

I can see it now...

"It's alright. It's just a cart. No harm done."

"Yeah. But that's how it begins. First it's just a harmless cart. Then it's a ship laden with vikings. And after that? A Trojan Horse! Or a pre-historic meteorite!"

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25 Re: Holy Sh*t! on Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:59 pm

Pip: *pulls back tarp* "Gold!!! I'm rich!"

Scarlet: "There! We fixed da ding!"

*Gold vanishes*

Pip:"...Ah, crap."

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