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1 He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:06 am



Lol... Makes me wonder what JJ has in mind for 666...

2 more uploads to go for 666 (A)

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2 Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:03 am

My friend was working as a telemarketer. Always had a story or two to share when we went out for a beer. Ungrateful job.

And the girl is probably thinking "Damn. That guy won't need our insurance. Not anymore".

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3 Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:41 am

Awesome idea is AWESOME!

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4 Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:47 am

Lol... the insurance is for doorstuff... he also uses a door to mimic a gun... I should try that o-o
And then make prankcalls with it >:3

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5 Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:58 pm

I am so doing this to the next telemarketer that calls my house.

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6 Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:38 pm

Lmao. Nice one, Pip! I should try that some time... Twisted Evil

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7 Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:19 pm

Hhehehe. Nice. On a completely different note: Dangit JJ! Why are you so good at drawing cute girls? for some strange reason I now want her to become a recuring charicter. Perhaps after she informs the authorities of what could have been a murder?

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8 Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:27 pm

I do this all the time.

Look up a guy named Tom Mabe he is a master at this stuff.

My personal favorite is pretending they called another telemarketeer. I do, not Mabe. and I try to sell them stuff.

Or "Craig's crematorium, they die, we fry. Who may I burn today?" with my ability to impersonate voices its almost uncanny.

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9 Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:47 pm

Wow, another human. We don't see those very often!

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10 Re: He`s got a gun. on Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:24 am

I've always wanted to do this, but to do it to work.

"Hi, this is <myname>, I won't be able to come into work today, I'm dead."
Fire off a gun, drop phone.

I just never hated any of my bosses enough to do it.

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11 Re: He`s got a gun. on Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:15 pm

Its funny, because Jolly Jack must have experimented with "The Sound Of Slamming Doors, Through The Phone", Because a door slamming does in fact sound like a gun going off over the phone.

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12 Re: He`s got a gun. on Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:00 pm

Damien Darkside wrote:Wow, another human. We don't see those very often!
I was a telemarketer once. I quit because I was too human to do it. tongue

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13 Re: He`s got a gun. on Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:20 pm

Nikolai wrote:Its funny, because Jolly Jack must have experimented with "The Sound Of Slamming Doors, Through The Phone", Because a door slamming does in fact sound like a gun going off over the phone.

I tried it right after I read this comic (and laughed until my stomach hurt). It totally does.

Just make sure you live on your own before you try it. Family members are not very understanding of slamming doors.

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14 Re: He`s got a gun. on Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:28 pm

the good samaritan wrote:
Nikolai wrote:Its funny, because Jolly Jack must have experimented with "The Sound Of Slamming Doors, Through The Phone", Because a door slamming does in fact sound like a gun going off over the phone.

I tried it right after I read this comic (and laughed until my stomach hurt). It totally does.

Just make sure you live on your own before you try it. Family members are not very understanding of slamming doors.

I`ll try it... sometime... Cause i`m not living on my own for quite some time... *atleast finnish this education for Nursing XD*

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15 Re: He`s got a gun. on Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:45 pm

I kinda wonder what that girl did after that happened...?

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16 Re: He`s got a gun. on Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:56 pm

When a telemarketer quits their job, does an angel get their wings?
Here's another one.
"Hello, 911? I'm a telemarketer and CLICK! Hello?"

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17 Re: He`s got a gun. on Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:30 pm

"Happy Harry's House of Hard-Ons! How's it hanging and how can we fix it?"

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18 Re: He`s got a gun. on Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:35 pm

Ah, yes. I remember one time when I laughed maniacally into the telephone upon answering it, then continued on soberly, as if I hadn't just laughed. While the telemarketer probably was taken aback, I don't think I discouraged him/her.

The most effective anti-telemarketer line I've ever used is a polite "Thank you for calling. How may we help you?" which implies the telemarketer has called a business (true in a way; I have a home-based business of sorts). That's thrown a lot of telemarketers for a loop because they're expecting to reach a home, not a business.

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