Won't agree with his stomach

Pip, you've quite possibly created the most toilet time provoking wrap ever!

And this must be the first time Kat's worn a hoodie.

Judging by what appears to be in it, I can honestly say it's not going to agree with anything.

What a twist!

Political awareness!

If anyone doubts that Pip has created the simply most disgusting thing ever, please ask his stomach contents. They will be out in a minute to meet the Press.

Re.: Kat's hoodie: Either their central heating has broken down or she is just about to go out. Obviously having an in-built fur coat isn't as much an advantage in cold weather as I thought.

That last one was too tame, and I felt Zalgo got the bad end of the deal.

lol the Fajita part sounded good but.....it tastes better wrapped in pizza.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

...Zuh?

@ the good samaritan

He's trying to summon the "Old One" demon Cthulhu from its' home dimension, R'lyeh. What is the relevance? Search me!

...And again, I say, "Zuh!?"