Collected Curios

The new forum for all things related to collectedcurios.com.


You are not connected. Please login or register

No Refunds

Go down  Message [Page 1 of 1]

1 No Refunds on Tue May 15, 2018 4:43 am




"Officer, I swear, I have no receipt because the store clerk ate it!"

View user profile

2 Re: No Refunds on Tue May 15, 2018 6:43 am

Yeah, Pip... Stores going out of business tend not to do returns...

View user profile

3 Re: No Refunds on Tue May 15, 2018 7:25 am

Wow. 8I

View user profile

4 Re: No Refunds on Tue May 15, 2018 1:38 pm

The sad part is that the cashier isn't the one who's nuts. He's undoubtedly had to deal with a bunch of customers who can't get it through their thick skulls (or just plain refuse to accept) that a store going out of business can't accept returns. That he only ate the receipt shows remarkable restraint.

View user profile http://www.freewebs.com/roadstripe/index.htm

5 Re: No Refunds on Tue May 15, 2018 2:27 pm

"No, no refunds but we do have an exclusive exchange policy. We exchange your returned goods for a derisive laugh in the face!"

View user profile

6 Re: No Refunds on Thu May 17, 2018 5:46 pm

There are other reasons for a receipt though. if you are buying for a business you need that precious receipt to take the business expense on your taxes.

View user profile

7 Re: No Refunds on Fri May 18, 2018 12:58 pm

Why did he eat the receipt? It can't be good for him.

View user profile

8 Re: No Refunds on Fri May 18, 2018 10:47 pm

Sirenemarie83 wrote:Why did he eat the receipt? It can't be good for him.
He needed more roughage in his diet thanks to all those special snowflake customers demanding refunds giving him constipation.

View user profile http://www.freewebs.com/roadstripe/index.htm

9 Re: No Refunds on Sat May 19, 2018 4:06 am

But still? Eating the receipt? Isn't that a bit, I don't know, extreme?

View user profile

10 Re: No Refunds on Sat May 19, 2018 6:23 am

CyberCorn Entropic wrote:
Sirenemarie83 wrote:Why did he eat the receipt? It can't be good for him.
He needed more roughage in his diet thanks to all those special snowflake customers demanding refunds giving him constipation.

Don't forget everyone rushing to cash their gift certificates...

View user profile

11 Re: No Refunds on Sat May 19, 2018 2:06 pm

Damn, I'm getting flashbacks to when Woolworths suddenly went bankrupt and collapsed a few years back. The local (superstore-sized) franchise was actually selling their shelves and fixtures because the company's debt burden was so huge. The liquidators literally were trying to recover money from everything!

So, yeah, gift certificates suddenly became worthless.

View user profile

12 Re: No Refunds on Mon May 21, 2018 5:57 am

The Dark Souls of Electronic Retail.

View user profile

Sponsored content


Back to top  Message [Page 1 of 1]

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum