RP - Ask the cast

My apologies if this has already been tried on the forum, but looking back I can't see any such thread by the titles.

On one of the other forums I attend this has been an especially popular thread: Forumites put in questions as if they were talking to the cast directly. On that forum the replies (roleplayed) are given by the moderator, but they can be just as fun if attended to by anyone sufficiently familiar with the comic.

Here goes:

To Art: How did you start your drawing career?

To Kat: Do you use the same shampoo on your body fur as you do for your hair?

To Pip: Have you ever considered that a male makeover might make you more attractive to women?

To Scarlet: Who taught you the facts of life? (I'm assuming of course anyone did).

If anyone...

Sauerpuss wrote:
To Art: How did you start your drawing career?

Art : I've picked a pencil. The rest is history.

And boobs.

Sauerpuss wrote:
To Kat: Do you use the same shampoo on your body fur as you do for your hair?

Kat : No, I do use shampoo on my hair, but when it comes to my body I carefully lick every inch of my body.

If I made you horny and you're 185+cm tall, well-built & muscular man with LARGE "income", then call me 555-654-823 - Kat.

Sauerpuss wrote:
To Pip: Have you ever considered that a male makeover might make you more attractive to women?

Pip : What? I have five hot antrophomorphic girls in my home. FIVE. That's like, my private harem. Art doesn't count, he's an eunuch anyway.
Beat that, Mr. Puss-ey-Sauer!

Sauerpuss wrote:
To Scarlet: Who taught you the facts of life? (I'm assuming of course anyone did).

Scarlet : Facts of wuh? You're silly. Wanna see something fun?

))<>((

HAHAHA! Pooping back and forth! AHAHAHA!

Do not take any offense because of any of those replies, they're done for the purpose of keeping the interesting and entertaining topic alive.
As for now, I don't have any questions

(I think the thread is off to a good start. - Well done Pietja)

Here's some more:

Art: Do Kat, Pip and Scarlet perform any house chores for you?

Kat: We know that in your job you photograph people and buildings (though perhaps that was just for Vanity Thorn) and according to the cast page under Misc you want to photograph National Geographic quality stuff. Have you ever photographed any major events or exotic locations?

...and...um... have you ever photographed any trains?

Lastly... there's no reason to feel embarrased for having worn braces on your teeth - I had 'em for 3 full years. [Sympathetic voice]

Pip: I've heard of the TV series High Gear (AKA Top Gear in our world), but not very familiar with it (being more of a train enthusiast). Can you please explain this episode: http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=532

Scarlet: Ever seen a squirrel chase it's tail? What's that on the back of your head?