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1 Don't drink the water on Fri Jul 05, 2013 4:07 am



My prediction? Kat ends up drinking the jacuzzi water, gets dumbed down by it and we next see her just enjoying herself in the a bikini or something.

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2 Re: Don't drink the water on Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:58 am

My question is... what the hell is defence?

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3 Re: Don't drink the water on Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:17 am

cenaris wrote:

My prediction? Kat ends up drinking the jacuzzi water, gets dumbed down by it and we next see her just enjoying herself in the a bikini or something.

Kat + bikini?

Well, now I think I can tolerate what's happening.

GIMME SOME!

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4 Re: Don't drink the water on Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:23 am

Hear that Jack? The fans want some fanservice.

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5 Re: Don't drink the water on Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:58 am

I think the next time we see Kat she'll be sitting on muscle dude's shoulders going "Woohoo!" Whether she'll end up topless at some point is still up in the air.

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6 Re: Don't drink the water on Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:09 pm

Well, I fear the worst. Bimbo Kat.

*Loads shotgun*

't Was nice knowing you Kat.

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7 Re: Don't drink the water on Fri Jul 05, 2013 3:09 pm

My guess is that the chicken guy saw the aliens when they got to earth, so they put him on the reality show to keep him from blowing the whistle. That also means that the big meathead guy could be some military commander or something. Or just a big meathead.

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8 Re: Don't drink the water on Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:01 pm

Prediction Time! Kat gets dumbed down, and begins coming on to Art in increasingly tempting manners. Art, being the upstanding gentleman he is, knows Kat isn't herself, and is forced to resist through force of will and many cold showers.

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9 Re: Don't drink the water on Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:39 pm

Okay it's official I didn't hate the aliens because of their hole Crappy TV invasion but if theyre planing to make us like the arrogants sons of a b*****s incults like the jersey shores it's official THEY ARE AND SHALL BE FOREVER MY ENEMIES. I don't care if Kat becomes promiscuous I prefer to call the vets or Kevorkian o whoever to put her down.

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Not again! The line MUST BE DRAWN HERE! THIS FAR! NO FARTHER!
and I~~ WILL MAKE THEM PAY for what they have done!

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10 Re: Don't drink the water on Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:46 pm

cenaris wrote:Hear that Jack? The fans want some fanservice.

Speak for youserlf pal: I WANT THE ALIENS HEAD ON A SILVER PLATE Twisted Evil.

Actually I'm kidding tongue.

Any kind of plate will do Cool.

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11 Re: Don't drink the water on Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:17 am

Retsof wrote:Prediction Time!  Kat gets dumbed down, and begins coming on to Art in increasingly tempting manners.  Art, being the upstanding gentleman he is, knows Kat isn't herself, and is forced to resist through force of will and many cold showers.
Ganthan wrote:I think the next time we see Kat she'll be sitting on muscle dude's shoulders going "Woohoo!" Whether she'll end up topless at some point is still up in the air.
waffllecat wrote:My guess is that the chicken guy saw the aliens when they got to earth, so they put him on the reality show to keep him from blowing the whistle. That also means that the big meathead guy could be some military commander or something. Or just a big meathead.
THIS. ALL OF THIS. This is exactly what I was thinking!

Or if we're lucky, Kat doesn't accidentally drink the water and the idiot just ends up getting scratched and clawed. Then they might figure out a way to get the aliens to drink the water!

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12 Re: Don't drink the water on Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:14 am

I agree with Cenaris that a full-body dunk might have some kind of weird effect on Kat.  I wonder if she'll act a bit like Hillary whilst under the influence?

Now, here's a thought: Are they deliberately dumbing down people who would be important to preparing humankind to resist an invasion? If so, why do so in such a weird way? Introduce the toxin into the general urban water supply and you'd get a better than 90% take-down rate.  I think that this might be another proof that the aliens aren't necessarily malicious, just incredibly weird in how they make reality TV.

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13 Re: Don't drink the water on Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:10 pm

BenRG wrote:I agree with Cenaris that a full-body dunk might have some kind of weird effect on Kat.  I wonder if she'll act a bit like Hillary whilst under the influence?

Now, here's a thought: Are they deliberately dumbing down people who would be important to preparing humankind to resist an invasion? If so, why do so in such a weird way? Introduce the toxin into the general urban water supply and you'd get a better than 90% take-down rate.  I think that this might be another proof that the aliens aren't necessarily malicious, just incredibly weird in how they make reality TV.

I imagine she'll act like a drunk spring breaker, wearing a bikini and bouncing a beach ball around the jacuzzi. She'll probably make out out with someone.

Alien invaders/shadow groups arn't really known for their careful planning. Maybe they have an inbuilt need to create a massive easily foiled hole in their plans? Maybe they somehow don't have the resources to dump limitless metric tonnes of dumb-down-juice in the world's oceans? Maybe they just want to see Kat scantily clad wearing next to nothing and probably bonk someone on night vision camera (as is what happens in every season of Big Brother/insert house based reality TV show)? what a bunch of pervy horn-dogs!

This is all starting to get very hypodermic needle theory/soft power.

Or maybe this will happen?

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14 Re: Don't drink the water on Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:22 am

cenaris wrote: Maybe they just want to see Kat scantily clad wearing next to nothing


Wait, what, I'm an alien too?

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15 Re: Don't drink the water on Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:14 pm

Fanservice sense...tingling...

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16 Re: Don't drink the water on Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:21 am

Maybe a bit overdue for some Kat Fan Service.

When was the last? Strip #4?

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17 Re: Don't drink the water on Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:00 am

DavidGreen wrote:Maybe a bit overdue for some Kat Fan Service.

When was the last? Strip #4?

The last I remember was a winter one, when Art faced the kids with snowballs. Leonard was cold and Kat warmed him with a hot bath.

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18 Re: Don't drink the water on Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:35 pm

cenaris wrote:Or maybe this will happen?


Unless what they put in the water mixes well with Bromine, and given a cat's usual reaction to immersion, I'm betting on that...Twisted Evil 

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19 Re: Don't drink the water on Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:17 am

SPRoss wrote:
cenaris wrote:Or maybe this will happen?


Unless what they put in the water mixes well with Bromine, and given a cat's usual reaction to immersion, I'm betting on that...Twisted Evil 

Or unless someone dropped milkshake in the water

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20 Re: Don't drink the water on Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:00 pm

OH MY GOD!!! I BET THE FRIDGE IS FULL OF DIET SODA!!!affraid 

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21 Re: Don't drink the water on Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:41 am

SPRoss wrote:OH MY GOD!!! I BET THE FRIDGE IS FULL OF DIET SODA!!!affraid 




NnnnnnnnNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!

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22 Re: Don't drink the water on Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:55 pm

I'm pretty sure it's not something that would take effect immediately (that'd be too suspicious). Most likely, it'd require repeated exposure to do any lasting damage, and any effects it does have right away would be barely noticeable and probably only temporary.

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23 Re: Don't drink the water on Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:16 pm

You're probably right about the water, we hope. However, Kat and soda are dangerous together, and with the folks on THIS show, that fridge probably has nothing but mineral water and diet soda.

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24 Re: Don't drink the water on Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:03 am

Riikano-Alinaris wrote:
SPRoss wrote:OH MY GOD!!! I BET THE FRIDGE IS FULL OF DIET SODA!!!affraid 




NnnnnnnnNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!






better then parsley soda Twisted Evil 

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25 Re: Don't drink the water on Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:11 pm

SPRoss wrote:You're probably right about the water, we hope. However, Kat and soda are dangerous together, and with the folks on THIS show, that fridge probably has nothing but mineral water and diet soda.

Or booze. Cause to the average reality tv fan, the most entertaining kind of idiot is a drunken idiot.Razz

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