I couldn't find a thread on this, the earliest threads dated back to the bug incident, which was 92 strips after the OzBasic arc.
When I was reading through these two strips, I lol'd. It's true that you'd probably grab the baddass-est looking guns if you were in a rush, but maybe test-firing them at a wall or something would be a good idea.
Also, using a gun...that can blast the hinges of a steel door off at point blank range...to open a pack of popcorn? Does anyone get the feeling that the popcorn will be vapourized?