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1 ... Yet Still They Come on Wed May 25, 2011 9:01 am



What the heck? Why can I hear The Eve of the War playing? What's that? "Meteor lands on Horsell Common"...?

OH HELL NO!!!

Now, If you excuse me, I'm going to buy a gas mask, a thermal protection suit and them I'm off overseas on a nice, long holiday! Tatty-bye!

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2 Re: ... Yet Still They Come on Wed May 25, 2011 9:15 am

BenRG wrote:Tatty-bye!
Nice Bo' Selecta' reference.

I must be the only one who noticed Art gets fatter when he exercises and that Kat's got extraordinarily flat chested.
Pardon my perviness. There must be something in the water.

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3 Re: ... Yet Still They Come on Wed May 25, 2011 10:18 am

cenaris wrote:
I must be the only one who noticed Art gets fatter when he exercises and that Kat's got extraordinarily flat chested.
Special bra.

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4 Re: ... Yet Still They Come on Wed May 25, 2011 11:10 am

A sports bra and sweat shirt combination can make just about every woman look flat chested. Unless you are huge.

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5 Re: ... Yet Still They Come on Wed May 25, 2011 12:49 pm

I swear, if you English were better armed you wouldn't have to worry about the occasional alien invasion. jocolor

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6 Re: ... Yet Still They Come on Wed May 25, 2011 3:25 pm

They got squirrels. They are REALLY good armed.

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7 Re: ... Yet Still They Come on Wed May 25, 2011 4:58 pm

I have to wonder if the Martians will even recognize Art now.

Or maybe he gets thin, and then has to drink the muto-joose again to "disguise" himself and make them go away.

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8 Re: ... Yet Still They Come on Wed May 25, 2011 8:08 pm

appleclock wrote:They got squirrels. They are REALLY good armed.

Except with the Quads track record you have a decent probability of accidently doing the aliens job for them... Wink

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9 Re: ... Yet Still They Come on Thu May 26, 2011 12:03 am

I didn't even think about there really being a Horsell Common. So lucky for us here is Australia, we're safe until the "flying machines" are built.

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10 Re: ... Yet Still They Come on Thu May 26, 2011 12:13 am

The Cellphone Tellybooth is right interesting unless it's a bin then well I'm out of my bloody mind. Fighting off hordes of aliens might count as strenuous activity.

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11 Re: ... Yet Still They Come on Thu May 26, 2011 6:08 am

TheGreatHibiki wrote:The Cellphone Tellybooth is right interesting unless it's a bin then well I'm out of my bloody mind. Fighting off hordes of aliens might count as strenuous activity.

MARTIAN: Human! As punishment for violating our territorial space, we will inflict upon you the most terrible punishment imaginable to our kind! We will strip away your body fat, reducing you from a corpulant being of leisure to a slim, trim creature fit for manual labour! Ha! Your minions will never respect you again! Ha! Mwahahahahahaaa!

PIP (whispering): His 'minions' don't respect him anyway, Slimy!

SCARLET: But Mister Aleen! Art wants all his fattiness g...

KAT slaps her hand over SCARLET's mouth

MARTIAN: What was that, oh concubine of our foe?

KAT: Nothing. She's mentally subnormal and continually babbles nonsense.

MARTIAN: Oh. Anyway, to the De-Corpuliser Chamber with him and let his cries of horror be a reminder to the next eleven genrations of our might! MwahahahaHAAA!!!

Laughing

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12 Re: ... Yet Still They Come on Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:10 pm

I found myself in the area of Horsell this weekend - so thought I'd go check out the carnage Wink

Obviously they've cleaned up behind them as there wasn't any evidence of crashed alien craft... but I found something that looks a bit alien, and a lot of White Clad warriors performing a strange ritual on a green expanse Very Happy

Welcome to Horsell
Stone alien?
White magic ritual? Smile

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13 Re: ... Yet Still They Come on Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:24 pm

Twangy Rubber wrote:White magic ritual? Smile

That is no magical ritual. You have stumbled upon a group of robots from a planet called Krikket. The Krikketeers have only one thing on their minds: the destruction of the entire universe! You are lucky to be alive!

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14 Tourist Money Opportunity/Practical Joke on Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:11 am

FWIW, I've always thought that they should have made a second Fighting Machine model when they were building that one for Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds Live concerts and put it on Horsell Common. Put a joke historical marker next to it, identifying it as the intact Fighting Machine salvaged from the Martians' Primrose Hill encampment and that it has been left there as a memorial to all the victims of the invasion (Surrey was particularly hard hit).

The tourist money alone would have made it worth it, along with the humour value from the poor, idiots who would think it is a real alien invasion and run screaming through the streets! Given the power of false history (people assuming that events they see on TV and in the movies are real), how long after erecting the model before people would start talking about War of the Worlds being a record of an actual event? Very Happy

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15 Re: ... Yet Still They Come on Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:12 am

Vorp Vorp Vorp! I'm loving it so far.

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