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1 Vanity Being Weird... Er on Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:34 am

I really don't think that I could possibly describe the situation better than Kat in the last panel of today's strip.



That aside, I note that Vanity seems to be responding to far more detailed comments than Stoker's usual fairly simple communications that we've seen to date. Is Stoker occasionally more verbose than we've seen so far, or is Vanity merely 'filling in the blanks'?

Oh, and Kat, as your adventures are getting weirder, I suspect that you need to start disciplining yourself. There is no "leaving it in the car", especially if your life and, possibly, your eternal soul is at stake.

(Memo to Kat: Get Denziens to modify Pez dispensers into hand-held multi-payload railguns.)

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2 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:36 am

Probably mostly filling in the blanks. Or maybe he speaks too. God knows.

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3 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:55 am

We don't have any railguns. Ocelot stole them all.

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4 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:56 am

Hooray for Stoker-induced weirdness. Very Happy

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5 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:40 pm

I hate when people don't have their cellphones near their arses!

One of my friends always leaves it in the bathroom, near the toilet. Rolling Eyes

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6 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:32 pm

Wait! Pretz is a zombie, right?

Now, everyone look at strip #231...

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7 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:53 pm

It's obvious Kat made the right choice not brining a cellphone. It just doesn't fit with haunted house convention.

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8 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:11 pm

tigerfan51087 wrote:Wait! Pretz is a zombie, right?

Now, everyone look at strip #231...
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Pretz is more husk than human now. A shell filled with demonic energy. And according to our zombie expert in Zombieland: Rule #1: cardio. You don't want to be weighed down with 15-25lbs of Kevlar. Or else you'll just be a bulletproof meal on heels for some zombie.

Oh and #7: travel light, but not too light. Kat had it right, but she forgot to pack a piece. Then again, she never knew she would be encountering demonic hordes accompanied by a warped human husk they are using as an anchor to the human world.

Kick their butts girls!

Or kick whatever goes for butts on a demon...

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9 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:31 pm

Nighthawke wrote:
tigerfan51087 wrote:Wait! Pretz is a zombie, right?

Now, everyone look at strip #231...
'
Pretz is more husk than human now. A shell filled with demonic energy. And according to our zombie expert in Zombieland: Rule #1: cardio. You don't want to be weighed down with 15-25lbs of Kevlar. Or else you'll just be a bulletproof meal on heels for some zombie.

Oh and #7: travel light, but not too light. Kat had it right, but she forgot to pack a piece. Then again, she never knew she would be encountering demonic hordes accompanied by a warped human husk they are using as an anchor to the human world.

Kick their butts girls!

Or kick whatever goes for butts on a demon...

Bing Bang Bee!
Kick 'em in the knee!
Bing Bang Bass!
Kick 'em in the other knee!

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10 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:48 pm

But if she (somehow) managed to get Pretz trapped/exorcised with only the help of Vanity, Stoker, and candy guns, would she qualify for Zombie Kill of the Week?

and JollyJack, have you seen ZombieLand?

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11 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:25 pm

tigerfan51087 wrote:JollyJack, have you seen ZombieLand?

Yes.
The two girls in that are the dumbest people I have ever seen.
It's the end of the worl and they chose to head for......a fun-park?!
AND THEN TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS??!!!

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12 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:33 pm

jollyjack wrote:
tigerfan51087 wrote:JollyJack, have you seen ZombieLand?

Yes.
The two girls in that are the dumbest people I have ever seen.
It's the end of the worl and they chose to head for......a fun-park?!
AND THEN TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS??!!!

If there is ever a zombie apocalypse, I'm going to Cabela's. All the lights will be turned OFF. And I will eat beef jerky while I shoot zombies to pieces.

Haha.

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13 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:38 am

someone could make a topic about zombie defense strategies.

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14 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:40 am

Given that they are underground and IIRC somewhat out in the boonies as well its not likely that Kat's phone would be able to get a signal anyway (assuming that the Denizens haven't gotten at it at least), though leaving it behind is still pretty dumb.

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15 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:40 am

the good samaritan wrote:
jollyjack wrote:
tigerfan51087 wrote:JollyJack, have you seen ZombieLand?

Yes.
The two girls in that are the dumbest people I have ever seen.
It's the end of the worl and they chose to head for......a fun-park?!
AND THEN TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS??!!!

If there is ever a zombie apocalypse, I'm going to Cabela's. All the lights will be turned OFF. And I will eat beef jerky while I shoot zombies to pieces.

Haha.
im already making a stop there and getting all the jerky i can while on my way to defend alcatraz so. NO JERKY FO YOU

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16 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:18 pm

jollyjack wrote:
tigerfan51087 wrote:JollyJack, have you seen ZombieLand?

Yes.
The two girls in that are the dumbest people I have ever seen.
It's the end of the worl and they chose to head for......a fun-park?!
AND THEN TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS??!!!

Well, maybe they know they're going to die so they they just want to have a bit of fun on rides until the end.

I DON'T KNOW I GOT THAT FROM TVTROPES

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17 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:59 am

tigerfan51087 wrote:But if she (somehow) managed to get Pretz trapped/exorcised with only the help of Vanity, Stoker, and candy guns, would she qualify for Zombie Kill of the Week?

Well, it might be considered. But it's got to be as classy if not more than Ms. Knickerbocker dropping a piano on one from the roof of a church.

I dunno if any of Tallahassee's kills could be considered, aside from the one he bopped with his truck door.
Oh, and the number he did with a Banjo.

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18 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:27 am

Quote Pietja:
I hate when people don't have their cellphones near their arses!

One of my friends always leaves it in the bathroom, near the toilet. Rolling Eyes
Good place for it. I hate phones. Especially cell phones.

Quoth Ambrose Bierce:
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
___________________________

Quoth Nighthawke:
Pretz is more husk than human now. A shell filled with demonic energy.
I agree, although, considering what Vanity told Kat in #637, Pretz simply hasn't died thanks to Zaz'vezaz's influence. Since he's most likely insane (you'd just about have to be in order to drag an eldritch abomination into the regular world), he probably hasn't been taking very good care of his body all those centuries and it shows. Regular people would have died long ago, but since Pretz can't, it's less demonic energy and more his body isn't being allowed to quit.

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19 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:32 am

CyberCorn Entropic wrote:
Good place for it. I hate phones. Especially cell phones.

Well, I'm also not too fond of them, I miss times when you could crash into your friends house without having to listen "Man, you should have called", but since we have them and they make comunication easier, we should carry them along.

I wouldn't be pissed at my friend, but nowdays because of cell phones, many people don't have stationary phones, including him, so the only way to contact him is through his mobile phone.

He lost a chance to get a good job once because he wasn't on the phone after the interview and the employer called him twice.

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20 Re: Vanity Being Weird... Er on Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:26 pm

Quoth Pietja:
...but since we have them and they make comunication easier, we should carry them along.
That's why I don't like phones. At least dial-up blocks calls when it's in use.

I'm with Ruth (the ermine on the left in the comic below) from James Roberts' Bohemials.

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