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1 Uwe'Boll on Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:32 am

... whose touch turns all to poo.

And with that Far Cry was never the same again...

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2 Re: Uwe'Boll on Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:05 am

"Make a blood sacrifice to Zaz'vezaz and his three brothers..."
Something tells me that Vanity's colleagues are not gonna be around much longer.

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3 Re: Uwe'Boll on Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:35 am

Either that or they will be around as faeces.

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4 Re: Uwe'Boll on Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:54 am

I still think that "Postal" was a great movie, entertaining value-wise.
You may say that it's poo, but heck, then I'll say that I find poo entertaining. Very Happy

Fetid waters? That wave that blasted Kat & Vanity was, err... Sabba'Dez'Na's doing?

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5 Re: Uwe'Boll on Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:21 am



Not the first time we have seen this character.

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6 Re: Uwe'Boll on Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:50 am

holy crap! how did you catch that?!

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7 Re: Uwe'Boll on Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:16 pm

cenaris wrote:... whose touch turns all to poo.
I'm thinking... no I'm hoping that this is some kind of mis-translation. Laughing

Damien Darkside wrote:Not the first time we have seen this character.
Good catch! If it weren't for the fact that we've seen Zaz'vezaz, I'd assume that this was the work of someone who had seen a stupid horror DVD and was having trouble differentiating movies from reality. However, having seen the dread Old One in question...

Well, I have to say that it would be a good idea if they had a remote control for Jack's laser satellite.

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8 Re: Uwe'Boll on Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:16 pm

Awww, no love for Uwe...
I like him! The world just isn´t ready for his genius.


....


Actually, I´m afraid of him since he is in the same country as I am. We all are! Help us world! FREE GERMANY FROM UWE BOLL!!!

Oh god, I think he is allready at my door... ITS TOO LATE FOR ME, SAVE YOURSEwhoöseghxwklhvhrevl

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9 Re: Uwe'Boll on Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:54 pm

UWE'Boll, whose touch turns all to poo? VANITY, KAT, GTFO ASAP

SIGITS NIGHTMARE IS GOING TO COME TRUE--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nolq5EPpOcA

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10 Re: Uwe'Boll on Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:29 am

Nice to see the daemonic entity naming conventions are still alive and kicking. You can't have a beastie from the netherhells with less than three parts to their name. It HAS to be virtually unpronounceable.

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11 Re: Uwe'Boll on Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:14 am

OOh, three beasties. Ghostbustin' time.

Ray, I think those proton packs are going to be needed.

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12 Re: Uwe'Boll on Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:05 am

I saw 2 minutes of alone in the dark once. I was turned to poo. I've only just recovered myself.

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13 Re: Uwe'Boll on Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:39 am

cenaris wrote:I saw 2 minutes of alone in the dark once. I was turned to poo. I've only just recovered myself.

I was dumb enough to watch the full thing.....and the sequel (yes. there actually was one).
My theory was that the original was so bad, a follow up could only be an improvement.

My theories should always be ignored.

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14 Re: Uwe'Boll on Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:43 am

jollyjack wrote:
cenaris wrote:I saw 2 minutes of alone in the dark once. I was turned to poo. I've only just recovered myself.

I was dumb enough to watch the full thing.....and the sequel (yes. there actually was one).
My theory was that the original was so bad, a follow up could only be an improvement.

My theories should always be ignored.

There was a sequel? Suspect


Shocked



pale
Let me gouge my eyes out now before it turns up on terrestrial TV during one of my late night channel skipping bouts.

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15 Re: Uwe'Boll on Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:26 am

You meanies.

Uwe Boll movies are great with two bottles of Johnnie Walker, ice, coke and few friends.

I did that with Bloodrayne and I had a blast. And a hungover in the morning. Very Happy

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16 Re: Uwe'Boll on Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:29 pm

cenaris wrote:
jollyjack wrote:
cenaris wrote:I saw 2 minutes of alone in the dark once. I was turned to poo. I've only just recovered myself.

I was dumb enough to watch the full thing.....and the sequel (yes. there actually was one).
My theory was that the original was so bad, a follow up could only be an improvement.

My theories should always be ignored.

There was a sequel? Suspect


Shocked



pale
Let me gouge my eyes out now before it turns up on terrestrial TV during one of my late night channel skipping bouts.

I'll help. *pulls out gardening trowel*

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17 Re: Uwe'Boll on Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:20 pm

wait a second... if you're turned to poo, then what do you excrete?





someone had to ask it...

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18 Re: Uwe'Boll on Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:37 pm

Simple. You poo out anti-matter.

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19 Re: Uwe'Boll on Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:50 pm

BeDaOrLiSeAr wrote:wait a second... if you're turned to poo, then what do you excrete?

People.


Ouch...

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20 Re: Uwe'Boll on Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:06 pm

BeDaOrLiSeAr wrote:holy crap! how did you catch that?!

I was reading the Arc thread then I came upon that comic after the spARTa comic.

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21 Re: Uwe'Boll on Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:36 am

cenaris wrote:Simple. You poo out anti-matter.

you better hope you don't touch it...











BOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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22 Re: Uwe'Boll on Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:33 am

BeDaOrLiSeAr wrote:
cenaris wrote:Simple. You poo out anti-matter.

you better hope you don't touch it...











BOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like to think touching antimatter makes you disintegrate.

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23 Re: Uwe'Boll on Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:10 am

cenaris wrote:
BeDaOrLiSeAr wrote:
cenaris wrote:Simple. You poo out anti-matter.

you better hope you don't touch it...











BOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like to think touching antimatter makes you disintegrate.

Theories are quite clear about it. It goes boom if it touches matter. And boom means disintegrating in a way XD

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24 Re: Uwe'Boll on Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:02 am

very loud, hot, big area of disintegration...

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25 Re: Uwe'Boll on Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:18 am

Uwe Boll Proof that you can bring people from all walks of life to stop a common mad man. Very Happy

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