justifed crime

As a hobby, I collect original anime and Manga-type art. I love jack's art and would very much to have some of his work in my collection.
Alas, he doesn't do commissions. God knows I've tried, but always got a very polite “NO” When he does sell art on e-bay the bidding was too rich for my blood. So I am left with one option:

Dear Jack,
please send me your home address so that I may burglarize it and steal your artz.

P.S. I am not afraid of your denizens

Got alot of defense here as well mon.

Um...so...what are we supposed to be discussing here?

*EDIT:

Just read your intro thread. If you're a corporate-level VP at a bank, why can't you afford art on e-bay?

Pandora wrote:Um...so...what are we supposed to be discussing here?

*EDIT:

Just read your intro thread. If you're a corporate-level VP at a bank, why can't you afford art on e-bay?

It comes from my background. I spent alot of my life going without. I am just conditioned to be a little tight with money

Justified Crime eh... Is that like the TARP?

The denizens arent the only defence. I gave him hidden automated anti intruder turrets for an xmas prezzie. You aint getting in :p